Zambrano

To go postal or mental on someone.

Chill out. Don't go Zambrano on me!

by Mars Klepton July 5, 2010

Carlos Zambrano

1. Pitcher for the Chicago Cubs. Know for Tantrums, Sky-Pointing, Bat-Breaking, glasses-making, Out-Striking, Instant Messaging-related injuries, Manliness, and being the Hugo Chavez of Baseball.

2. anyone who is known for being a Beast and/or eating sharp/jagged objects such as Nails or Broken Glass Glass

Wow! That guy broke a bat on his knee and ate it; he is such a Carlos Zambrano.

by KChiCubs October 16, 2006

Dirty Zambrano

A sexual move in which the man celebrates wildly and emphatically and screams and points to the sky while penetrating the female, much like Carlos Zambrano does after striking out a batter.

Man, I was so happy last night that I went home and gave my girl the dirty zambrano.

by Jill Ermo September 26, 2006

David Zambrano

a hoe, slut, mostly fat, very fat

hey David Zambrano why are u fat

cause im David Zambrano nigga

by jdjeoeiwksoaaowsi August 21, 2020

Marcus Zambrano

the cutest man ever who will melt your heart whenever you see him he also has black air force energy

Yo Marcus Zambrano is a real one

by The Person Who only speaks fax April 24, 2021

ramon zambrano

The hottest man in the world

Every woman wants to see this man ramon zambrano

by Ramon zambrano November 6, 2017

Valentina Daniela Zambrano

The most beautiful specimen of womenkind ever discovered in history. Usually born in the month of April of 2007, she spends most of her time gaming, hanging around family, and participating in extracurricular activities! She also spends a lot of her time either working out or reading books, but she still has an outstanding body figure that all women are jealous of! Along with being a pure specimen of what god can create, she also is the most loyal woman in the world. As long as you have her trust, or mean anything to her, she will never turn on you in any way shape or form. If you end up having a relationship with her, she will obsess over you insanely, never making you feel unwanted or unloved. She is purely god sent. She is usually short as well, with very beautiful legs and upper body. It fits perfectly with her height, foot size, AND her personality! She is as adorable as can be and can be compared to a bunny personality wise. She’s also Latina coming from South American countries such as Ecuador and Nicaragua. Her eyes, although brown, are so engulfing and hypnotizing that just a glimpse into them will have anyone falling for her, and that’s not even mentioning what her smile can do. She’s purely just perfect.

Valentina Daniela Zambrano is literally the standard spectrum for beautiful women

by IvanDPA August 15, 2023