Zambonie

When you spill your drink and have to drink it up yourself no matter the circumstance and placement

Damn Ethan! That’s an Zambonie!!!

by Tiger lion September 21, 2025

Zambonied

Really drunk and cannot get up

I feel so Zambonied.....

by Flygirl. January 15, 2009

Road Zamboni

Large Scraping-type machine used mostly in Canada for clearing foot-deep snow every winter morning off the ice-packed, pothole-laden roads.

Fu cryin out loud! Did you hear that Road Zamboni this morning?! Sounded like he was doing the living room eh! What time was that...like 4:30?!!

by jeffermac August 10, 2019

ride the zamboni

Having relations with a small Italian gentleman.

First we are going to eat meatballs and then I hope to ride the zamboni.

by wargy2 January 30, 2014

zamboni

kick-ass thing that cleans ice on ice rinks

look at that zamboni go!
i wanna zamboni machine

by Mei Xian April 30, 2003

zamboner

When you release your seamen upon a females back, while she is laying down or on all fours, and you use your penis to move around your seamen into a nice even layer.

Mark pulled off a zamboner yesterday when he was with that fine ass girl Helga, and I heard that she still hasn't washed it off.

by Rick Bj January 28, 2008

greasy zamboni

A man dagging his well duck buttered under carriage across a woman's face, from her chin to her forehead.

After a hard day's work I throughly enjoy giving my wife a greasy zamboni.

by James t Smith May 27, 2008