Zambonied

Really drunk and cannot get up

I feel so Zambonied.....

by Flygirl. January 15, 2009

Zambonied

When your professional hockey team loses 6-3 to a Zamboni Driver (or lose badly to anyone ever, after Feb 22, 2020)

Dude, The Leafs got Zambonied last night.

by MissScarFever February 23, 2020

Zambonied

When a male finishes on himself after a sexual act and the other person cleans them off, as a zamboni would

"Did you hear that X got zambonied by his girl last night?"

by zamboni69 October 27, 2022

Zambonied

When someone's partner "cleans them up" with their mouth after a sexual act

"Did you hear that X's girl zambonied him last night"

by zamboni69 October 27, 2022

Road Zamboni

Large Scraping-type machine used mostly in Canada for clearing foot-deep snow every winter morning off the ice-packed, pothole-laden roads.

Fu cryin out loud! Did you hear that Road Zamboni this morning?! Sounded like he was doing the living room eh! What time was that...like 4:30?!!

by jeffermac August 10, 2019

ride the zamboni

Having relations with a small Italian gentleman.

First we are going to eat meatballs and then I hope to ride the zamboni.

by wargy2 January 30, 2014

zamboni

kick-ass thing that cleans ice on ice rinks

look at that zamboni go!
i wanna zamboni machine

by Mei Xian April 30, 2003