zamboni 

kick-ass thing that cleans ice on ice rinks

look at that zamboni go!
i wanna zamboni machine

zamboni by Mei Xian April 30, 2003

Zamboni 

If you party foul and spill a drink, you suck it up off the floor/table/the hot girl's tits. The nastier the floor, the harder the party should push you to zamboni. No floor is too gross to exempt you from zamboni. You often have to zamboni during beer pong or beer dice. The term originates from the device that clears and resurfaces ice skating rinks. You spilt it, so you have to clean it up, but with your mouth.

Todd tried to slap a bounce during beer pong, but knocked a cup over instead. ZAMBONI, TODD!

Zamboni by pjsiqhh March 27, 2007

zamboni 

Beef flaps that hangs so far down that when the girl walks she wets the floor beneath her.

After pounding Sissy into submission she proceeded to zamboni a perfect swath from my kitchen floor, to the front door.

zamboni by Flange Master M January 9, 2009

zamboni 

What you do when you play Beer Pong or Beirut and the bottoms of the cups get wet to stop the cups from gliding on the table.

bro 1: "hey dude! I would have made that if there wasn't so much water under the cups!"

bro 2: "Yeah, whatever, man."

bro 1: "Zamboni that shit!"

zamboni by For The Bros December 19, 2011

zamboni 

A Guido on ice skates.

Didja see when Jersey Shore went to the rink at Rockafeller Plaza? Wotta buncha Zamboni s!

zamboni by theadequate March 11, 2010

Zamboni 

a sexual act, Canadian in nature; 5 star difficulty due to preparation and follow through. Setting: iced pond with fresh snow. Preparation: obtain four standard sized cafeteria trays, cover with honey and place on top of ice surface. One must lore his woman/ man down to the ice outside and begin to have sexual intercourse in the doggie style position. As the woman/man begins to get in the doggie style position, be sure to have her/ him place their hands and knees on the cafeteria trays, and the honey will adhere the hands & knees to the trays. When the man has completed, he can push the woman/man away to the center of the ice, and as she/he attempts to keep their balance they begin to clean the snow from the ice. Grab your skates, stick and puck- play some hockey boys.

"Eh fellas, I'm going to take the woman down by the pond tonight and give her the ole' zamboni." "Take off, eh!" "Yeah ya hoser. I'm gonna do it, so be ready for a pick up game on clean ice fellas!

Zamboni by FMA.memories.PSU October 15, 2010

zamboni 

When you apply icy/hot to ones erect cock whilst banging the shit out of a fine young lass from behind then ramming her with the said icy/hot coated cock and racing to get off before the pain becomes extreme.

Last night I had to hook the chick from the club, cause she was trying to pull out the zamboni.

zamboni by codename firecock December 15, 2011