Zamboni

If you party foul and spill a drink, you suck it up off the floor/table/the hot girl's tits. The nastier the floor, the harder the party should push you to zamboni. No floor is too gross to exempt you from zamboni. You often have to zamboni during beer pong or beer dice. The term originates from the device that clears and resurfaces ice skating rinks. You spilt it, so you have to clean it up, but with your mouth.
Todd tried to slap a bounce during beer pong, but knocked a cup over instead. ZAMBONI, TODD!
by pjsiqhh March 23, 2007
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Zamboni

a sexual act, Canadian in nature; 5 star difficulty due to preparation and follow through. Setting: iced pond with fresh snow. Preparation: obtain four standard sized cafeteria trays, cover with honey and place on top of ice surface. One must lore his woman/ man down to the ice outside and begin to have sexual intercourse in the doggie style position. As the woman/man begins to get in the doggie style position, be sure to have her/ him place their hands and knees on the cafeteria trays, and the honey will adhere the hands & knees to the trays. When the man has completed, he can push the woman/man away to the center of the ice, and as she/he attempts to keep their balance they begin to clean the snow from the ice. Grab your skates, stick and puck- play some hockey boys.
"Eh fellas, I'm going to take the woman down by the pond tonight and give her the ole' zamboni." "Take off, eh!" "Yeah ya hoser. I'm gonna do it, so be ready for a pick up game on clean ice fellas!
by FMA.memories.PSU October 12, 2010
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Zamboni

A cloth or towel used to clean up the, ahem, post-coital secretions
Can you hand me the zamboni so I can clean you cum off my stomach?
by OccamsRzr April 24, 2020
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Zamboni

A towel, t-shirt, sock, or any other rag used to wipe up a load after you beat off and blow a load on your stomach.
I was looking for a CD in Tony's room and found a crusty old T-shirt that he's been using as a Zamboni.
by Bob Growler September 24, 2007
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Zamboni

A drunk chick whose attempts to walk make her appear as though she's walking on ice.
That Zamboni keeps spilling her beer on me.
by maxweyl1 January 08, 2009
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Zamboni

A sexual act involving three persons where by a male/female is on all fours, while a male performs anal intercourse and the third is being given oral. before ejaculation the male receiving oral pulls out and ejaculates on the floor in front of person on all fours. Then the person giving anal then slowly moves the person on all fours forward while he/she "cleans up."
dude my knees are all rug burned from when we pulled a zamboni on that chick the other night. good times bro!

hey she's between periods, you should cruise over and we'll give her the zamboni.
by axonjay April 09, 2007
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Zambonied

Really drunk and cannot get up
I feel so Zambonied.....
by Flygirl. January 16, 2009
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