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The cutest, sweetest, best looking, funniest, most lovable guy alive. He's protective, caring, beyond perfect. You will fall in love the second you see his blue eyes. He makes you weak at the knees when you kiss. He is beyond amazing. Once you see him, you can't can't imagine life without him. You wanna spend forever with him, and that still wouldn't be long enough. You want to protect his heart, make him smile, and keep him forever. He's sexy, athletic, smart, and handsome. He is your world, your life, and the only thing you want forever.
"Is he your Zachery?"
"Yes, he's that amazing."
Zachery by AliMarie<3 January 10, 2012
Beyond fucked up...blacked out...drunk and ridiculous.
Kimmy was so zached that she woke up faced down in the middle of the park with nothing but a bra and panties on.

Consider yourslef zached when your pissing in the sink at 2:30 in the morning.
Zached by stoney ek February 5, 2010
To violently put something/person in its place. Usually resulting in improper functioning of said thing/person.
after playing a particularly frustrating game of halo 2, he got up and with unwavering intention picked up his Xbox and ZACHED it,big time.
zached by zach ar eye ah January 1, 2009
The most amazing boy in the world. Has amazing eyes. Says the sweetest things that make your knees absolutely weak. When around a Zachery be sure to have an extra shirt! Really likes the color lime green. Likes to strip sometimes. (LOL) Walks to places a lot. Loves DDR and ramen noodles.


Zacherys also love Chealseas.
-Did you see Zachery in the arcade playing DDR yesterday?

-Yeah! He was with Chealsea wasn't he?
Zachery by Chealsea Christina October 18, 2008

Ed Zachery Disease 

Very nasty disease that prevents women from getting dates or having sex. This was coined by Dr. Kayoto, the very well-known Japanese sex therapist.
Your probrem vewy bad, you haf Ed Zachery Disease."
Ed Zachery Disease? What's that?"
"Vewy sad. It's when your face rook Ed Zachery rike your ass."

Also see Butterface, or ButHerFace
Ed Zachery Disease by TimmyH September 8, 2006

ZacheyPlayz 

A French/English YouTuber from Province of Québec who meetup Tom Riv AKA Brizaa in 2016
Hi, ZacheyPlayz !
ZacheyPlayz by Brizaa December 3, 2018