1 definition by stoney ek

Beyond fucked up...blacked out...drunk and ridiculous.
Kimmy was so zached that she woke up faced down in the middle of the park with nothing but a bra and panties on.

Consider yourslef zached when your pissing in the sink at 2:30 in the morning.
by stoney ek February 4, 2010
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