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Ed Zachery Disease 

Very nasty disease that prevents women from getting dates or having sex. This was coined by Dr. Kayoto, the very well-known Japanese sex therapist.

Your probrem vewy bad, you haf Ed Zachery Disease."
Ed Zachery Disease? What's that?"
"Vewy sad. It's when your face rook Ed Zachery rike your ass."

Also see Butterface, or ButHerFace

Ed Zachery Disease by TimmyH September 8, 2006