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Dave! Yognaught

He has the balls
I am Dave! Yognaught and i have the balls
Dave! Yognaught by 97dom97 September 10, 2011
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Yognaut/Yognaught 

What you call a fan of the yogpod (See: Yogpod YognaughtI Am Dave! Yognau(gh)t)
Yognaut is if you are more a fan of Lewis and Yognaught is if you're more a fan of Simon.
If you see a fellow Yognaut in public you MUST do the salute and say 'I Am Dave! Yognau(gh)t'(pronunciation:I Am Dave Exclamation Mark Yognaut).
Guy1:Hahahahaha Toasterbags.
Guy2:'I Am Dave ! Yognaut/Yognaught!'
Guy1:'I Am Dave ! Yognaut/Yognaught!'
Guy3:Wtf
Yognaut/Yognaught by Markk116 September 22, 2011
Yognar is another word for gay pog
Callum is yugnar
yugnar by yugnar June 8, 2021

I am Dave! Yognau(gh)t 

...and I have the balls.

Said as "I am Dave EXCLAMATION MARK yognau(gh)t!"

The call of greeting between multiple yognau(gh)ts whenever they meet.

First used in YoGPoD 32: I am Michael McDonald and I Listen to the YoGPoD All Day. It was a saying taken from a fan-letter by "Nick Fuckface" from Australia describing his encounters with a shaken soda can which created a singularity. Simon/Honeydew approved of this saying and encouraged Yognau(gh)ts to use as a greeting. It stuck with the fanbase.
Yognaut: "I am DAVE! YOGNAU(GH)T!"
Yognaught: "...and I have the balls!"
Yognaut: "Eiffel tower."
I am Dave! Yognau(gh)t by PKFifer November 20, 2011
The most funnies person living. She is gorgeous and very caring. She plays fortnite all day long and is level 50. She is very cute on the outside but scary on the inside. She has a very dark secret hidden and will scare you if you get her mad. She was suicidal but now enjoy's her life. She is hot and amazing boy's love her!!
Boy 1: Yoo is that Youmna!?!?
Boy 2: Yeah she's my girl
Boy 1: Dayumm lucky!
Youmna by LilacRose1222 June 14, 2018
Usually describes a person who's always there for you. Youmna's are your best friends and your family. They will love you wholeheartedly, and usually freeload at your house for tea and pb&j.

Commonly mistaken for 'Glozelle'
'Do you have any tea left?'
'No, sorry we're all out.'
'Did Youmna stop by?'
Youmna by shcisallthetime December 31, 2012