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you and you 

nobody never knows you that way

sitting on heirlooms from far away
a dress that was sewn for motherly lives
moths have now eaten its pearly waste
nobody never knows you that way

falling in love is like falling in line
you think what you get back will ease the pain
a strange deal, unspoken, faces entwined
nobody never knows you that way

theres blood and monsters you've taught to hide
and if you behave they wont reappear
yearning for a fleshy way to speak
nobody never knows you that way

the moons and the suns have multiplied
you hear my plea "i'm safe now, i can"
so what keeps you from proving me wrong
"nobody never knows you that way"
You inspire me and always have.
I and I love you and you.
you and you by Krkič August 20, 2019
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Fuck you and your little dog Fifi! 

Today’s much rougher equivalent of the Wicked Witch’s warning, ”I’ll get you, my pretty, and your little dog too!” from the Wizard of Oz.
Hey dawg, jus’ sayin’ “Fuck you and your little dog Fifi!”

you and your hand 

All you're going to have tonight is your hand to keep you busy 'cause the only thing you got turned is down.
Girl: "Ew gross. I will NOT have sex with you!"
Guy: "Man, she turned me down."
Friend: "Well dude, I guess its just you and your hand tonight!"
:P

Screw you and your box

Meaning screw you and your household but you are implying thaat they are poor and they live in a cardboard box thus making it more insulting.
Screw you and your box then!

fuck you and your cat 

A phrase used in a weird song by Goldfinger. "Fuck you! And your cat!"

You and your... 

You and your hemorrhoids:

Derogative to address a none-too-liked party that implies they have an embarrasing medical condition


You and your sluts:


Derogative used on a group that Implies the dominant person embarrases him/herself by allowing weak and easily (sexually) satisfied people to accompany them.
You and your hemorrhoids better get the fuck outta my sight before I ream your ass!


You and your sluts are not well recieved at social gatherings.
You and your... by Gumba Gumba February 26, 2004

Curse you and your Alt + F4!

Once uttered by The True Master, and memed about since the original occurance. Jokingly, an individual pretended to start to press the computer command ‘Alt + F4’ on the laptop The True Master was using, leading to Him uttering this amazing phase.

‘Alt + F4’ as a computer command relates to the computer button ‘Alt’ being pressed, and then subsequently ‘F4’ after. This causes the current open window to close, and may close without progress or work being saved. The True Master did not want His window to close, so He had to utter this phase in a successful attempt to halt the action.
Person 1: *pretends to press ‘Alt + F4’*
The True Master: “Curse you and your Alt + F4!”
Curse you and your Alt + F4! by .Mega February 24, 2020
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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