yooned 

The act of not making a purchase after working extremely hard on researching and selecting the desired product which is often essential for oneself.

The yooner will put in a high degree of research into the product and will find the best deal but end up missing out because they are not much fun.

A loose synonym to “missing out”

I found a great deal on a coffee machine. It’s being sold at a great price (20% off), I love coffee and it will pay for itself within weeks.

Hmm I won’t get it today because it might drop in price by another 50% tomorrow.

Next day: oh no, the coffee machine deal I found has expired before I could make the purchase, the price has increased 20% I yooned it.

yooned by Ilovekpmg December 28, 2020

yoned 

(Adjective) You're feeling really motherfucking stoned.

I am absolutely YONED

yoned by Dragon Night Hawk October 3, 2017

yooted

Past tense of yeet. Can mean anything in past tense.

“she just yooted that nigga”

“i yooted that bitch when she brought out the strap on”
“my girlfriend yooted me when i asked for head”

yooted by Yeet Meister May 9, 2018

Yooted

The past tense of yeet

This boi done got yooted
(Pronounced y-o-ted)

Yooted by BoiWithABrain April 20, 2018

Yooneekaf 

A slang term short for "unique as fuck". Usually referring to something that is generic and unoriginal.

Hey man, did you see the new Rings movie? That movie is yooneekaf.

Yooneekaf by Boomcracka March 1, 2017

Yooted

The act of YEETING.

Ex.: "Darryl just committed to landing that trick! He really YOOTED it!

Yooted by owlaa April 19, 2019

Yoned 

When you get clapped by some mastery 7 windshitting skank and you're staring at the kill feed wondering why you still play this game.

Support: "Yo wtf happened on mid?"
ADC (while feeding): "I dunno man."
Top: "He got Yoned."
Jungle: "We all got Yoned, team play was kinda-"
Literally everyone in /all chat: "Jungle Diff. Report for Griefing"

Yoned by Berniii August 11, 2021