yooned 

The act of not making a purchase after working extremely hard on researching and selecting the desired product which is often essential for oneself.

The yooner will put in a high degree of research into the product and will find the best deal but end up missing out because they are not much fun.

A loose synonym to “missing out”

I found a great deal on a coffee machine. It’s being sold at a great price (20% off), I love coffee and it will pay for itself within weeks.

Hmm I won’t get it today because it might drop in price by another 50% tomorrow.

Next day: oh no, the coffee machine deal I found has expired before I could make the purchase, the price has increased 20% I yooned it.

yooned by Ilovekpmg December 28, 2020

Yooned

When a politician's obsession with online conspiracy theories influences their policies and decision making (notably, when Internet users direct politicians through conspiracies and not the other way around.)

May also apply to when a politician consistently consumes AI generated content while believing that it's real.

A term coined on BlueSky referring to former South Korean president Yoon Suk Yeol, who tried to overthrow the government because of election fraud claims that conservative Korean influencers made up on YouTube.

"JD Vance went down countless online rabbit holes, becoming so consumed by the videos and the theories around Charlie Kirk's assassination that his wife, Usha, told him she was worried about him."

"Oh neat, Vance got Yooned by Kirkification"

Yooned by eggbag July 7, 2026

yoned 

(Adjective) You're feeling really motherfucking stoned.

I am absolutely YONED

yoned by Dragon Night Hawk October 3, 2017

yooted

Past tense of yeet. Can mean anything in past tense.

“she just yooted that nigga”

“i yooted that bitch when she brought out the strap on”
“my girlfriend yooted me when i asked for head”

yooted by Yeet Meister May 9, 2018

Yooted

The past tense of yeet

This boi done got yooted
(Pronounced y-o-ted)

Yooted by BoiWithABrain April 20, 2018

Yooneekaf 

A slang term short for "unique as fuck". Usually referring to something that is generic and unoriginal.

Hey man, did you see the new Rings movie? That movie is yooneekaf.

Yooneekaf by Boomcracka March 1, 2017

Yooted

The act of YEETING.

Ex.: "Darryl just committed to landing that trick! He really YOOTED it!

Yooted by owlaa April 19, 2019