Loaf

when a fat cat sits laying on it's stomach with it's paws tucked under them-they look like a loaf of bread

a lazy person who sits around all day on their couch

i.e Lady cat you're loafing!

i.e What are you doing today?

Ehh I think I'm just gonna loaf today in the apartment

by Loaferdoodle June 06, 2009

Loaf

This is another word for chill, or relax. The most awesome fucking synonym for those words you will ever hear. It will make you wanna LOAF.

Person 1- Sup dude, you never texted me back the other day.

Person 2- Sorry man, I was too busy loafin!

by Punglejizzcakes August 29, 2009

Loaf

Used mostly by hockey players, Word used to describe hair.

Ek: Whats with the hat? The Flyers are dog shit bud.
Boomer: I know, I know but the Loaf's lookin pretty dry today boys.

by AD#9 December 17, 2018

Loaf

To show affection to one or many people

Example 1 -Loaf you man hope u feel better

by Kermit Kun February 19, 2020

Loaf

A silly person who is often really happy all the time for no apparent reason. They are also weird and do weird stuff.

TheBaz: She is such a loaf, everything she does is pretty loafy
Dasmien: Did you hear she soiled herself on stage?
TheBaz: Yeah that's pretty loafy. There's some pictures of her looking loafy, too

by CeleryMan June 30, 2012

Loaf

Ghetto way of saying "failing/failure" or "being lazy" for no specific reason

Person 1-HEY. WHERE WERE YOU ALL DAY? STOP LOAFIN'.
Person 2-Sorry, I was sitting at home all day.

by Dark3n_angel October 19, 2009

Loaf

Large Overly-Aggressive Female.

Women who tend to be on the hefty side who intimidate those around them. Usually when they are a tad intoxicated and trying to make sexual advances. Can also be used in the context of scary, large women seen in everyday life.

Dude, do you see that girl over there? What a loaf!

I was just cornered by a loaf. I think I'm traumatized.

by thisisadumbpseudonym December 14, 2012