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Yogert is a guys sperm mixed with smegma.

Yogert can also mean various other things, such as a

"Yogert Male" which is a spinoff to a Sigma/Alpha Male, although Yogert Males tower over any other in comparison.

Yogert can also be put into basically any context, basically a word to describe saying "nothing" after someone just asked you what your doing.

Yogert was found after misspelling yogurt, though the uprise of it was from finding this hilarious comment in a forum from many years ago;

"i love yogert greek yogert to be exact.... soemtiems i eat plain vanilla yogert. i dotn want fruit or nutts or verries in my yogert i like just plain yogert"

Pronounciation: YAW-GERT
Person 1: Yogert
Person 2: Laughs hysterically

Person 1: I just got done making yogert in the bedroom
Person 2: Yogert funny

Person 1: Yo whats going on

Person 2: Yogert

Person 1: Are you a yogert male?
Person 2: Yogert

Person 1: I dont like verries in my yogert
Person 2: Same
Yogert by anonymousyogertmale February 16, 2023
Words you can keep

purple headed yogert shooter

A penis. From the shape and ejaculation
She wants my purple headed yogert shooter!

Purple yogert 

The is what you call a girls virgin blood mixed with a guys semen. Happens normally after a guy ejaculates the first time and then keeps going on till he ejaculates a second time.
My girl-friend was just covered in purple yogert after I got done with her.
Purple yogert by Gen.Fox June 9, 2010

cock yogert 

1. Cock yogert- The sperm that ejaculated from a man's penis.
1. Honey I love the taste of your cock yogert in my mouth.

2. Honey don't worry you will survive the pregnancy dammit Richard the only reason I'm pregnant is because you got your cock yogert in my pussy.

Oikos yogurt 

J’s favorite yogurt EVER often confused with chobani but he’s since moved on to oikos as his trademark favorite strawberry or in raspberry flavor, known to buy both by the bulk but for some stupid and strange reason it’s been out of stock everywhere in the west.

J will WREAK A HORRIFYING VENGEANCE FOR THIS INJUSTICE DISHONOR
No one gets to fuck with old J’s yogurt and have the audacity to live about it without consequence

Oikos yogurt is famous ONLY because junior the egomaniac consumes it on the daily

Junior The Forbidden One Is the ONLY ONE “able” to consume oikos yogurt as it’s his trademark snack

Oikos yogurt is allowed to be as popular as it is due to junior’s influence and power of all natural and unnatural things
Oikos yogurt by Postage it January 27, 2022

Yogurt Male 

A more sophisticated and superior male to alpha/sigma males. Yogurt males are very content and respectful individuals who enjoy yogurt and the simpler things in life, such as long walks on the beach ,or enjoying a beautiful sunset while confidently eating yogurt.
Billy: Is that guy over there an alpha?
Nathan: No, he's a Yogurt male.
Billy: wow I'm so jealous, I wish I could radiate such confidence and dominance while eating yogurt.
Yogurt Male by YogurtTruther October 5, 2021
Word of the Day on June 5, 2024

Shaking My Yogurt 

When one shakes his yogurt; ie. Masturbating
"Mom don't come in, I'm shaking my yogurt!"
More from Urban Dictionary
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026
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