Yogert is a guys sperm mixed with smegma.
Yogert can also mean various other things, such as a
"Yogert Male" which is a spinoff to a Sigma/Alpha Male, although Yogert Males tower over any other in comparison.
Yogert can also be put into basically any context, basically a word to describe saying "nothing" after someone just asked you what your doing.
Yogert was found after misspelling yogurt, though the uprise of it was from finding this hilarious comment in a forum from many years ago;
"i love yogert greek yogert to be exact.... soemtiems i eat plain vanilla yogert. i dotn want fruit or nutts or verries in my yogert i like just plain yogert"
Pronounciation: YAW-GERT
Yogert can also mean various other things, such as a
"Yogert Male" which is a spinoff to a Sigma/Alpha Male, although Yogert Males tower over any other in comparison.
Yogert can also be put into basically any context, basically a word to describe saying "nothing" after someone just asked you what your doing.
Yogert was found after misspelling yogurt, though the uprise of it was from finding this hilarious comment in a forum from many years ago;
"i love yogert greek yogert to be exact.... soemtiems i eat plain vanilla yogert. i dotn want fruit or nutts or verries in my yogert i like just plain yogert"
Pronounciation: YAW-GERT
Person 1: Yogert
Person 2: Laughs hysterically
Person 1: I just got done making yogert in the bedroom
Person 2: Yogert funny
Person 1: Yo whats going on
Person 2: Yogert
Person 1: Are you a yogert male?
Person 2: Yogert
Person 1: I dont like verries in my yogert
Person 2: Same
Person 2: Laughs hysterically
Person 1: I just got done making yogert in the bedroom
Person 2: Yogert funny
Person 1: Yo whats going on
Person 2: Yogert
Person 1: Are you a yogert male?
Person 2: Yogert
Person 1: I dont like verries in my yogert
Person 2: Same
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J will WREAK A HORRIFYING VENGEANCE FOR THIS INJUSTICE DISHONOR
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No one gets to fuck with old J’s yogurt and have the audacity to live about it without consequence
Oikos yogurt is famous ONLY because junior the egomaniac consumes it on the daily
Junior The Forbidden One Is the ONLY ONE “able” to consume oikos yogurt as it’s his trademark snack
Oikos yogurt is allowed to be as popular as it is due to junior’s influence and power of all natural and unnatural things
Oikos yogurt is famous ONLY because junior the egomaniac consumes it on the daily
Junior The Forbidden One Is the ONLY ONE “able” to consume oikos yogurt as it’s his trademark snack
Oikos yogurt is allowed to be as popular as it is due to junior’s influence and power of all natural and unnatural things
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Billy: Is that guy over there an alpha?
Nathan: No, he's a Yogurt male.
Billy: wow I'm so jealous, I wish I could radiate such confidence and dominance while eating yogurt.
Nathan: No, he's a Yogurt male.
Billy: wow I'm so jealous, I wish I could radiate such confidence and dominance while eating yogurt.
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