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Yogert
Yogert is a guys sperm mixed with smegma.
Yogert can also mean various other things, such as a
"Yogert Male" which is a spinoff to a Sigma/Alpha Male, although Yogert Males tower over any other in comparison.
Yogert can also be put into basically any context, basically a word to describe saying "nothing" after someone just asked you what your doing.
Yogert was found after misspelling yogurt, though the uprise of it was from finding this hilarious comment in a forum from many years ago;
"i love yogert greek yogert to be exact.... soemtiems i eat plain vanilla yogert. i dotn want fruit or nutts or verries in my yogert i like just plain yogert"
Pronounciation: YAW-GERT
Yogert can also mean various other things, such as a
"Yogert Male" which is a spinoff to a Sigma/Alpha Male, although Yogert Males tower over any other in comparison.
Yogert can also be put into basically any context, basically a word to describe saying "nothing" after someone just asked you what your doing.
Yogert was found after misspelling yogurt, though the uprise of it was from finding this hilarious comment in a forum from many years ago;
"i love yogert greek yogert to be exact.... soemtiems i eat plain vanilla yogert. i dotn want fruit or nutts or verries in my yogert i like just plain yogert"
Pronounciation: YAW-GERT
Person 1: Yogert
Person 2: Laughs hysterically
Person 1: I just got done making yogert in the bedroom
Person 2: Yogert funny
Person 1: Yo whats going on
Person 2: Yogert
Person 1: Are you a yogert male?
Person 2: Yogert
Person 1: I dont like verries in my yogert
Person 2: Same
Person 2: Laughs hysterically
Person 1: I just got done making yogert in the bedroom
Person 2: Yogert funny
Person 1: Yo whats going on
Person 2: Yogert
Person 1: Are you a yogert male?
Person 2: Yogert
Person 1: I dont like verries in my yogert
Person 2: Same
Yogert by anonymousyogertmale February 16, 2023
Purple yogert
The is what you call a girls virgin blood mixed with a guys semen. Happens normally after a guy ejaculates the first time and then keeps going on till he ejaculates a second time.
Purple yogert by Gen.Fox June 9, 2010
cock yogert
1. Honey I love the taste of your cock yogert in my mouth.
2. Honey don't worry you will survive the pregnancy dammit Richard the only reason I'm pregnant is because you got your cock yogert in my pussy.
2. Honey don't worry you will survive the pregnancy dammit Richard the only reason I'm pregnant is because you got your cock yogert in my pussy.
cock yogert by Dirty ejaculations 101 January 13, 2018
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Word of the Day on July 19, 2026
Fleg
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.
The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.
The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.
The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.