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Bro I wish I could be like Yoanda
Yoanda by Daddythickdick November 22, 2021
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Yolanda Be Cool 

A phrase derived from Samuel L. Jackson's character Jules in Pulp Fiction, generally used when a bad motherfucker is going through a transitional period and just wants to calm a bitch down.
"Yolanda Be Cool"

Jules: Now Yolanda, we're not gonna do anything stupid, are we?

Yolanda: You don't hurt him.

Jules: Nobody's gonna hurt anybody. We're gonna be like three little Fonzies here. And what's Fonzie like?

Come on Yolanda what's Fonzie like?

Yolanda: Cool?

Jules: What?

Yolanda: He's cool.

Jules: Correctamundo. And that's what we're gonna be. We're gonna be cool. Now Ringo, I'm gonna count to three, and when I count three, you let go of your gun, and sit your ass down. But when you do it, you do it cool. Ready? One... two... three.

Yolanda: All right, now you let him go.

Jules: Yolanda, I thought you said you were gonna be cool. Now when you yell at me, it makes me nervous. And when I get nervous, I get scared. And when motherfuckers get scared, that's when motherfuckers accidentally get shot.
Yolanda Be Cool by Ham Sauce December 12, 2013
a very beautiful, smart and intelligent person who is brave enough to follow their dreams in order to reach their goals. they deserve very special treatment to keep them near.
She is the most beautiful woman I've ever seen. She must be Yoanna!
yoanna by toosexyformynickname November 27, 2012
Yoanna is a smart, intelligent, funny girl usually quite small with brown hair. She is an amazing artist and can sing really well.
Jenny: "Who is that small girl singing on the stage?"
Kelly: "That's Yoanna!"

Jenny: "I wanna sing like Yoanna!"
Yoanna by Mysticalbird May 24, 2018
Beautiful, sexy, intelligent, smart, honest and loyal, very sentimental, she cares and loves to help others sometimes too much. Knows how to be sexual, sex goddess to many. Always has several admires after her at one time. Very social gets along with everybody mostly males. Laughs about everything. Her beauty, her attitude is what draws men to her. Expects respect and honored from them as she will treat her men likewise. Yolanda is a girl that knows what she is worth and will not settle for less always strives to succeed. Always knows what is best for her. Very mature for her age. She is "the girl" that is very easy for a man to fall in love with yet it's so hard "for her" to fall in love with a man, but when she does she will be the most loyal, honest and caring girlfriend/wife any man would want.

So fellas if u find a Yolanda keep her. Most likely many men out there want her as well, but if she chooses you consider yourself lucky, take good care of her even of she is taken her admires will try to steal her love. Love her back don't let her go for if u do she will have many choices out there to pick from and most likely "they" won't let her go like you did.
honest sexy beautiful yolanda men