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Jerking off to a transvestite midget while a male escort watches.
Joey had a wild yakimg experience in Vegas. He woke up and had no clue what happened.
yakimg by Mikey G6 November 6, 2020
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yakima dustoff

When a girl goes down on you while your dick is covered in dirt or sand.

When a girl goes down on you when she has really bad cotton mouth like a cat licking your balls
Man I spent all day at the beach and when I got home my girl gave me a yakima dustoff!

Yakima Steamer 

This is the act of taking a steamy pile of shit onto your partners bare exposed feet. Thus, leaving their toes looking like Yakima, Washington.
Jose enjoys to pay harlots in cash to give him a Yakima Steamer, while he stands in his bathtub, so he doesn’t ruin the carpet in his parents basement.
Yakima Steamer by Djjazzyjinx January 25, 2020

Yakima Yak-off 

To pose as a Immigration Officer wannabe. Self described as "I.C.E.M.A.N." the enforcer of all immigration laws. Known locally as "PoonBoy."
Dude's Yakima Yak-off posin' like a big dog...
Yakima Yak-off by boppa23 April 28, 2011
A city in south-central Washington State. Riddled with crime and gang violence, the depressed area around and including the city are known for a high unemployment rate and low property values. Yakima has earned the nicknames "Yaki-Vegas", "Yaki-shithole" and "Yaki-crack". The official city slogan is "Yakima, the Palm Springs of Washington," which couldn't be farther from the truth.
Friend: "What should we do today?"
Me: "We could go to Yakima, listen to the hispanic radio stations with our windows rolled down and carjack an '86 Oldsmobile."
Yakima by SnakesonyourMom September 12, 2006

Yakima Snow Shovel 

A bondage move where the dominatrix repeatedly hits the males testicles with a snow-shovel.
"Dude, I totally got a Yakima Snow Shovel last night and my balls still hurt."

yaking off 

whacking your wang bone while kayaking
the act of receiving sexual pleasure by the act of masturbation while in the midst of a kayak
Dude that last rapid totally made me yak it.

I herd you got some action from your girlfriend last night.
Ya she yaked me off, no biggy.

What are you doing fag?
uh uh yaking off duh
yaking off by Yaker July 12, 2009
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