The Rochavirus is a contagious virus that is usually carried by single mothers. It causes them lose all self-worth, smoke Newport’s on the couch in front of their kids, and invite men like Jose Rocha into their homes.
Jose infected 4 single moms last week with the RochaVirus. They completely stopped caring for their kids and started using meth.
by Djjazzyjinx March 27, 2020
This is the act of taking a steamy pile of shit onto your partners bare exposed feet. Thus, leaving their toes looking like Yakima, Washington.
Jose enjoys to pay harlots in cash to give him a Yakima Steamer, while he stands in his bathtub, so he doesn’t ruin the carpet in his parents basement.
by Djjazzyjinx January 26, 2020