Yanktuary 

A safe and quiet place for a man to rub one out, jerk off, beat the bishop, stroke the salami, wax the knob, or any other euphemism for the act of masturbation.

When I’m horny and need to drain my prostate, I retreat to my Yanktuary to take care of business. My wife will never catch me doing it in there.

Yanktuary by Goosey Goose February 25, 2022

wanktuary 

Your dorm room when your roommate is out of town.

"Dude, I'm not playing basketball, HBO's got porn on and my dorm is a certified wanktuary."

wanktuary by fittnacious April 2, 2007

Yankturds 

New York Yankee Fans

The Yankturds are a bunch of whiny bandwagon jumpers with no loyalty whatsoever.

Yankturds by VIGOROUS JONESY April 26, 2015

Danktuary 

1. A special place, usually in one's home, in which one can smoke kind bud without fear of reprisal from family or unjust prosecution by the law. It requires absolutely no creature comforts and may even be uncomfortable due to space limitations, exposure, odor, or proximity to dangerous equipment.

1. Wife--Hon, what happened? Husband--Aww man,I was hunkering in the danktuary takin' wise man communion and I hit my head on some exposed nails after I took a shock from the wires on that giant compressor in the basement.
2. Child 1: Dad sure is more fun and looks less like he's about to have an aneurysm after he fixes that compressor in the building basement. Child 2: Yeah, mom says he prays for patience and takes communion is the Danktuary.

Danktuary by NippleDriver March 6, 2012

YankTard 

This person is similar to the typical valley girl. They also act like characters on "Jersey Shore" . Also stupid tween teenyboppers. Also fake backstabbing bitches. So this word can be used to describe any type of complete idiot.

Yanktard - hey so like where are you from?
Other person - I'm from Austria
Yanktard - oh like seriously?!?!? Well , good day mate!

YankTard by SoulCandi July 12, 2011

Yanktard 

An American who is super patriotic about America, Even though America is full of Violent Protests and School Shootings

Oscar: What do you think is the best country Thomas
Jack: AMERICA IS THE BEST COUNTRY IN THE WORLD WE ARE THE LAND OF THE FREEEEEEEEEEEE
Thomas: Shut your fucking mouth Yanktard

Yanktard by NEET Propaganda December 14, 2019

sanktuary 

A lifeboat.

I always make sure to have a sturdy lifeboat in top condition whenever I head to sea in my cabin-cruiser, but I try to diligently maintain the launch itself, also, so that hopefully I won't ever need the lifeboat as a sanktuary.

sanktuary by QuacksO July 29, 2021