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Your Fit Gran 

She is a fit old woman with saggy tits and ass
OMG your fit gran is over there
Your Fit Gran by fithonker November 17, 2018

i like your fit

i like your bod or i like your outfit
you look good shirtless i like your fit
i like your fit by hammers23 February 23, 2017

candis dick fit in your mouth 

candis dick fit in your mouth is a a serious oral sti spread via having various penis in your mouth at one time (eg cock-pacity)
“oi guess what dud”
“what dud”
“i have candis”
“candis what”
“candis dick fit in your mouth”

Cheating your Fitbit

(Verb) A synonym for jacking off due to the hand motion commonly used to reach a step goal on your Fitbit

Synonyms) Code 3, Jacking off
I can’t go out tonight, I’m grounded after my mom caught me Cheating your Fitbit

Your shoe is fittin' me 

used to say "I feel you, I'm facing the same situation."
David: Man I'm broke, Its just 10 days for the month and I'm gone...
Ricky: Yeah, I can feel you... Your shoe is fittin' me...

Whatever fits your tits

A variant of "whatever floats your boat" with a slightly sexual connotation.
Originated in a land called Studio City.
girl 1 - "Being called a drunk beezy makes me soo aroused"
girl 2- "... Yeah, whatever fits your tits"
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026
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