YOGAR 

An entity head and shoulders above the rest. His mere presence is overwhelming to the feeble human soul and mind. His undying loyalty to feed you kills towards your nuclear in Black Cops 4 is incomprehensible. The gastronomic experience of engulfing and encapsulating Yogar over and over again leaves the humanoid absolutely fulfilled and with the answer to all of life's questions.

Aragon: How did you get that nuke?
Hella Relevant: YOGAR FED ME.

YOGAR by AlbertoNorbertoOneTheSupreme January 26, 2019

Oikos yogurt 

J’s favorite yogurt EVER often confused with chobani but he’s since moved on to oikos as his trademark favorite strawberry or in raspberry flavor, known to buy both by the bulk but for some stupid and strange reason it’s been out of stock everywhere in the west.

J will WREAK A HORRIFYING VENGEANCE FOR THIS INJUSTICE DISHONOR

No one gets to fuck with old J’s yogurt and have the audacity to live about it without consequence

Oikos yogurt is famous ONLY because junior the egomaniac consumes it on the daily

Junior The Forbidden One Is the ONLY ONE “able” to consume oikos yogurt as it’s his trademark snack

Oikos yogurt is allowed to be as popular as it is due to junior’s influence and power of all natural and unnatural things

Oikos yogurt by Postage it January 27, 2022

Yogurt Male 

A more sophisticated and superior male to alpha/sigma males. Yogurt males are very content and respectful individuals who enjoy yogurt and the simpler things in life, such as long walks on the beach ,or enjoying a beautiful sunset while confidently eating yogurt.

Billy: Is that guy over there an alpha?
Nathan: No, he's a Yogurt male.
Billy: wow I'm so jealous, I wish I could radiate such confidence and dominance while eating yogurt.

Yogurt Male by YogurtTruther October 5, 2021

yogababble 

Spiritual-sounding language used by companies to sell product or make their brand more compelling on an emotional level. Coined specifically about WeWork’s IPO prospectus in 2019, which was full of phrases like “elevate the world’s consciousness” and at the same time showed problematic financials. Yogababble is intended to disguise or compensate for practical or financial weaknesses in a business or product.

Coined by Scott Galloway in his piece “Yogababble” on his No Mercy / No Malice blog.

That’s a bunch of yogababble. How will your company actually solve world hunger?

yogababble by mpet September 28, 2019

Yogatory 

Yogatory

Yogatory is the eternal place of suffering, inhabited by the tormented souls of sinful men, who have spent way too much of their lives staring, ogling, drooling, and otherwise fantasying about hot-young, women in Yoga pants.

Like the mythological Greek figure, Tantalus, famous for his eternal punishment of standing in a pool of water beneath a fruit tree with low branches, with the fruit ever eluding his grasp, and the water always receding before he can take a drink.

Those who descend into the depths of Yogatory are forever tormented by the elusive and evasive, hot-young-tail, who prowl about, seductively sauntering and gyrating past them whilst wearing Yoga pants. Ohhhhh, the Helllllllllll

"Hey, Austin... you better stop checking out those girls before you end up in Yogatory." "I can literally see every crevice of her body, John!... Forgive me, Lord... I have sinned! Please don't send me to Yogatory!" "You're going straight to Yogatory, Alex!" "There is a special place in HELL for those of us who suffer this affliction. It's called Yogatory."

Yogatory by Valhalla MMA April 24, 2019

Shaking My Yogurt 

When one shakes his yogurt; ie. Masturbating

"Mom don't come in, I'm shaking my yogurt!"

Shaking My Yogurt by Deez.Nuts May 5, 2015

Yogurt Male 

Extremely sexy and yogurty. They are among the top achievers of man including sigma males alike. Significantly better than shrigma males and alpha males. If you see these men with yogurt it's already over. They are mostly found in giant, tall buildings looking out the window eating their yogurt.

A yogurt male just slept with my wife.

Yogurt Male by I love yogurt October 31, 2021