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Yogarted

A fart during a Yoga Class. These can be silent or rather loud depending on the strength and abilities of the person to contract thier sphincter to hold the fart in. These farts may become contagious because they cause other yoga members to loose concentration and then also loose anus control.
Cory had a spicy dinner before Yoga class which was a horrible decision because he yogarted a very noisy and rather stinky yogart during his downward dog. He yogarted so loud that the other people in the class we unable to maintain thier concentration and soon all the members of the class were letting out horrible yogarts.
by Boobs McGee November 16, 2012
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yogurtedtable

When you place a bowl of yougert and peaches on a table that has had ping pong played on it with in the last 24 hours you immediately challenge the winner or tip a pot of yogurt on your head.
You just yogurtedtable
by The real g 123 July 24, 2022
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Yogurted

Getting yogurt thrown at your car.
Jaiden: I JUST GOT YOGURTED
Kevin: yo
by MicroP June 3, 2025
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