Yogarted

A fart during a Yoga Class. These can be silent or rather loud depending on the strength and abilities of the person to contract thier sphincter to hold the fart in. These farts may become contagious because they cause other yoga members to loose concentration and then also loose anus control.

Cory had a spicy dinner before Yoga class which was a horrible decision because he yogarted a very noisy and rather stinky yogart during his downward dog. He yogarted so loud that the other people in the class we unable to maintain thier concentration and soon all the members of the class were letting out horrible yogarts.

Yogarted by Boobs McGee November 16, 2012

Get merch

Get the Yogarted mug.

See more merch

yogurtedtable

When you place a bowl of yougert and peaches on a table that has had ping pong played on it with in the last 24 hours you immediately challenge the winner or tip a pot of yogurt on your head.

You just yogurtedtable

yogurtedtable by The real g 123 July 24, 2022

Get merch

Related Words

Yogarted • Yogurted • yogurtedtable

Yogurted

Getting yogurt thrown at your car.

Jaiden: I JUST GOT YOGURTED
Kevin: yo

Yogurted by MicroP June 3, 2025

Get merch

Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

Get merch

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.

I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand

Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026

Word of the Day on July 16, 2026

Get merch

bullshot

n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.

-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.

bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005

Word of the Day on July 15, 2026

Get merch

Gayborhood

N. A neighborhood containing homes, clubs, bars, restaurants, and other places of business and entertainment that cater to homosexuals.

"They've opened up a new club in the Gayborhood called the Male Box."

Gayborhood by Mia Shields January 6, 2006

Word of the Day on July 14, 2026

Get merch