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maddox.xmission.com 

A website by a person who states his true feelings about society and opinions on his personal website, no matter what. He however does this in free time, and HAS been on national television twice. I commend him for questioning the fabric of society while staying awsome and raw.
Maddox Owns You. and the segway.
maddox.xmission.com by Muffin Man February 6, 2004
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Xessa is the mixture of tobacco,pot and/or hash after being ground or trimmed with scissors.
it's the first step in the process of rolling a joint.
GUY1: "stupid carl sneezed all over the xessa and now i have to vacuum the carpet"

GUY2: "what a dingus, how are we supposed to roll a fucking joint if there's no fucking xessa"

"hey you up for a joint ?"

- "way ahead of you carlos, iv'e already prepared some

fine xessa"

-"lets roll that shit"

"this xessa contains both weed and hash, i'm about to do some serious smoking"
Xessa by Dr. Cock'n'balls February 20, 2012

maddox.xmission.com 

A mighty good web site. He puts the "irate" in "pirate".

So many dumbasses fell for the April Fools joke.
Maddox the Pirate's real name is George.

xmission 

One of the better known ISP’s around the internet for hosting such controversial sites as hektik.org and even lesser known sites such as maddox.XMission.com. They are well known for setting standards and being available 24-7, tackling political issues, and being fun to drink with.
I got tired of being made fun of for using ISP's like Qwerst and AO-Hell so I switched to XMission and now I can get a girl friend.
xmission by User420 March 15, 2005

maddox.xmission.com 

Kickass site owned by Maddox, who does not only state that most of the stuff on his site not be taken litteraly, but that he does it on his free time. He also has the guts to show his face (via Che' picture) and does he care? No. People that call him an asshat, Here is a little fact for you: No one cares. See Kickass Or L33t
maddox.xmission.com by Daniel Gilbert November 24, 2003

Maddox.xmission.com 

See Maddox to find out what his page is about. Or, just go to thebestpageintheuniverse.com or Maddox.xmission.com.
Maddox has the most kickass page in the Universe. Just check out his website. WARNING: If you are a major pussy and can't handle people making fun of things you like, don't go there and then send Maddox hatemail, because he doesn't give a shit about what you have to say.
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pajama casual 

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Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
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