All round Top Bloke and Mariners Ultra.
Rules his shed domain with the iron fisted nature of a
fascist dictator but is a must have in any
friendship group.
Can regularly be found prowling the isles of his
local budget superstore for Karens and other ne'er-do-wells. As such their alter-ego of PC Spud is well placed to clamp down hard on idiots and pisstakers.
Is known to have a fear of Cats and Aeroplanes, an intolerance of bullshit and a loathing of Scunthorpe.
Infamously got Stuart Pearce to sign a Fanta bottle, so as to not “dirty” the shirt he was wearing.