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xSpudhead 

All round Top Bloke and Mariners Ultra.

Rules his shed domain with the iron fisted nature of a fascist dictator but is a must have in any friendship group.
Can regularly be found prowling the isles of his local budget superstore for Karens and other ne'er-do-wells. As such their alter-ego of PC Spud is well placed to clamp down hard on idiots and pisstakers.

Is known to have a fear of Cats and Aeroplanes, an intolerance of bullshit and a loathing of Scunthorpe.

Infamously got Stuart Pearce to sign a Fanta bottle, so as to not “dirty” the shirt he was wearing.
Jack: “Help I have a problem that I can’t solve and I can’t find Vanilla Ice or the A-Team… what am I going to do?”

Richard: “Call xSpudhead he’ll always have you covered.”
xSpudhead by x427 November 28, 2021
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Woman with head too large for her body
"woah, that Tracy T has SUCH a spudhead, dude!"
Spudhead by littlebunny79 February 12, 2010