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The ruler of all dairy. He’s the guy you go to with any kind of milky queries.
The omnipotent Fifa Pro Clubs CAM, matched only by ‘Keith’ and ‘The Gargoyle’ renown for the 4 bar screamer.
Goes about their daily business under a pseudonym that usually adopts the initials CM, can often be found frequenting the nightclubs of Essex
The omnipotent Fifa Pro Clubs CAM, matched only by ‘Keith’ and ‘The Gargoyle’ renown for the 4 bar screamer.
Goes about their daily business under a pseudonym that usually adopts the initials CM, can often be found frequenting the nightclubs of Essex
Liam: “Damn it, I don’t know whether to use Yoghurt or Creme to counter this chilli sauce”.
Danny: “Have you consulted the Yoghurt Overlord?”
Liam: “Nah where can I find them?”
Matt: “It’s past 9pm so Subby-Z is your best bet.”
Danny: “Have you consulted the Yoghurt Overlord?”
Liam: “Nah where can I find them?”
Matt: “It’s past 9pm so Subby-Z is your best bet.”
by x427 October 12, 2021
Get the Yoghurt Overlordmug. A multiplication factor used to calculate how long someone with a ‘delicate posterior’ takes to have a shit. (Approximately 3.5-4.0)
Often taking obscene lengths of time for the most un-noteworthy of bowel movements, thus delaying countless trips, activities and functions.
Often taking obscene lengths of time for the most un-noteworthy of bowel movements, thus delaying countless trips, activities and functions.
George: How long has Danny been away shitting? Surely he can’t take this long.
Josh: I know it should only be 10-15 minutes.
Jack: Have you applied Gyte’s Factor? That would take it to at least 30 minutes.
Josh: I know it should only be 10-15 minutes.
Jack: Have you applied Gyte’s Factor? That would take it to at least 30 minutes.
by x427 May 26, 2022
Get the Gyte’s Factormug. Person 1: I'm looking to race online but i need a league with clean drivers and high quality infrastructure.
Person 2: You want COS, there's none better.
Person 1: COS?
Person 2: Contest Of Speed, go check them out www.contestofspeed.com
Person 2: You want COS, there's none better.
Person 1: COS?
Person 2: Contest Of Speed, go check them out www.contestofspeed.com
by x427 February 16, 2021
Get the Contest Of Speedmug. A complete waste of skin and air, has limited social skills and is the ultimate in minimum effort and minimum achievement. Is know to have a BMI that would give the equivalent mass of a small moon. Often uses the alias of Bladezz online and can regularly be found stalking the forums of 4chan searching for fellow neeks and teen to gawp at.
by x427 February 8, 2021
Get the Fat Fat Fatty Fat Walrusmug. The calculable point where the amount of wass being spouted by an individual reaches unbearable levels for those around them.
Ben: *sings unintelligibly*
Dan: “You chat so much Wass its unreal”
Danny: “Mate please just stop, you’ve hit the Wilkinson integer”
Dan: “You chat so much Wass its unreal”
Danny: “Mate please just stop, you’ve hit the Wilkinson integer”
by x427 April 13, 2022
Get the The Wilkinson Integermug. When you ask your friend to make a choice between 2 things that make no difference to you or your group and they say “I don’t mind” or “I don’t care, you choose”. This results in an argument trying to make them choose before someone eventually gets pissed off enough to make the choice for them.
Joe: “ Hey Liam do you want to play out wide or in the centre on pro clubs tonight?”
Liam: “I don’t care, I’ll play wherever after everyone else has chosen.”
Danny: “Oh shit you shouldn’t have asked him that, you’ve now entered ‘The Lawrence Paradox’.”
Liam: “I don’t care, I’ll play wherever after everyone else has chosen.”
Danny: “Oh shit you shouldn’t have asked him that, you’ve now entered ‘The Lawrence Paradox’.”
by x427 March 5, 2018
Get the The Lawrence Paradoxmug. The kind of man who uses incense at home for none religious/spiritual purposes.
The kind of man who finds exhibitionism the ultimate turn on.
The kind of man who finds exhibitionism the ultimate turn on.
by x427 February 8, 2021
Get the Caveeymug.