Xbooks is a hidden way of saying that someone or a group of people plays Dungeons and Dragons. Xbooks is a combination of Xbox and books, which is how Dungeons and Dragons is played. It can be used as a noun or verb. However, it is also, but less frequently, known to be an interjection when used before someone is about to say Dungeons and Dragons.

Noun: The use of Xbooks as a noun protects the dignity of the player in the eyes of the public which has defined anyone who plays Dungeons and Dragons as a super nerd or a Persona non Grata.

Verb: As a verb Xbooks provides a way to articulate the actual event of playing Dungeons and Dragons while, as previously stated, protecting the dignity of the player.

Examples on the Usage of Xbooks in the English Language:

Noun Example:
Mother: What are you kids playing?
Son and friends: X...books? Yea, Xbooks, like the xbox only with books!

Verb Example:
Dwarf Warlord: I hope we can Xbooks at Nick's house again. He has Mountain Dew!
Elf Warlock: Xbooksing is soo much fun at Nick's!

Interjection Example:
Human Wizard: Yes! The new tiles are out for our Dungeons a-!
Dragonborn Cleric: XBOOKS!!! *looks around to see no one heard*

Xbooks by Welchinator February 14, 2009

xbomb

Of or referring to the numerous failed first party/exclusive third party games that Microsoft has put out in an attempt to compete with Nintendo's superiority

Tao Feng, Blinx, Kakuto Chojin, Brute Force, etc..etc..

xbomb by Anonymous July 1, 2003

Xbooze

Step 1) Acquire XboX
Step 2) Strip the XboX leaving only the outer casing
Step 3) Mix drink in XboX casing
Step 4) Pour and serve

Guy 1: Instead of an Xbox, I demand to get free booze.
Guy 2: Or xbooze?
Guy 1: I don't think you can make Xbox into a drink....

OR SO HE THOUGHT!!!

Xbooze by bigjonny13 November 3, 2010

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

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Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

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murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

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Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

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Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

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