xoom

Displacing yourself at such a great speed that your legs apear as wheels to the naked eye.

Nobody liked Kenspy, so they xoomed away from him.

by Crok May 3, 2003

XooM

probably the 1337357 guy out there. If you dont already worship him or love him, you really should. XooM is really godly but can be really nerdy :P

OMG XooM IS SO ****ING GODLY I WISH I WAS AS GOOD AS HIM!

by XooM lover November 3, 2003

Xoomer

Xoomers are commonly known as “Gen X”. The age range is 39-53 years of age (1961-1981)

Wow bro how old are you? 52? Ok Xoomer

by Xoomer-moment November 5, 2019

xoomble

To move around in a circular motion at extreme speed, with your arms straight out like a plane.

My little cousin just xoombled down the stairs with my underwear on his head!

by Kris10 and t33nuh December 16, 2007

Xoomer

One who was born on the cusp of Generation X and the Baby Boomers, i.e. in 1965.

Because Steve is a Xoomer, he appreciates both Pink Floyd and Soundgarden.

by Xoinx January 12, 2020

Xoomer

A person that was born in the generation period called "Gen X"

Boomer: God damn you xoomers! We always get the hate instead of you!

by Dankalf December 15, 2019

Xoomer

( Not to be confused with standard generation X populations) A subcategory of Generation X; A person born after the Boomer generation and before generation Y, typically the offspring of the Boomer generation. The Xoomer is specifically characterized by the following criteria

Nihlisim

An ungrateful disenchantment with the society in which they live.

Deep rooted anxieties stemming from childhood that lead to neurotic and anti social behavior.

Contempt for anything which is not ecclectic.

Contempt for social norms

Addiction to craft beer and Marijuana.

An almost complete lack of personal accountability.

The belief that all of their problems are someone else's fault.

The belief that the Boomer generation is responsible for all the problems in the world while they are blameless.

Intolerance for anything that does not fall into line with their beliefs or viewpoints.

Cognitive dissonance

Self victimization

Hypocrisy

Chronic Self righteousness

Inability to deal with l adversity in a mature way.

An intense and constant sarcastic state.

Emotionally and mentally unstable.

I saw several xoomers today complaining about how awful society is and they all agreed that none of the problems making that way were their fault.

by Webster Jaxburt December 12, 2019