Definitions by bigjonny13

jizz moment

When you're watching an action movie and the action in a scene gets so intense that you blow your load due to sheer raw epicness. It's an explosion in your pants.

Joe - Yo, man, I finally watched Die Hard yesterday.
Steve - Shit man, took you long enough. And?
Joe - Holy hell, I had like 20 jizz moments. I couldn't even get up after watching it.

jizz moment by bigjonny13 May 16, 2011

Xbooze 

Step 1) Acquire XboX
Step 2) Strip the XboX leaving only the outer casing
Step 3) Mix drink in XboX casing
Step 4) Pour and serve

Guy 1: Instead of an Xbox, I demand to get free booze.
Guy 2: Or xbooze?
Guy 1: I don't think you can make Xbox into a drink....

OR SO HE THOUGHT!!!

Xbooze by bigjonny13 November 3, 2010