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Wyo Tech 

Automotive Lies and Deception. With Plenty of Nothing to do you'll find yourself in the baron waste land of Laramie craphole Wyoming with nothing but your dork in your hands.
Have fun with the Wyo Tech Furniture.
With my certificate of unknown excellence from Wyo Tech I have literally done nothing automotive with my career, I now build websites and pay off student loans from the worst 12 months of my life.
Wyo Tech by Charles Thomas April 8, 2007
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Wyotech Boston  

A school that at one time offered technical education in aviation maintenance, but since being aquired by Wyotech has see some major changes.

Facilities: Composed of two hangars filled with stuff that had potential to be useful, but due to lack of proper knowledge by the staff, and other poor descisions, is more like a junkyard. There is also a "building", that houses classrooms. This was adapted from a temporary structure that was used for construction offices. The roof typically leaks, and due to the buildings distance from the main administrative office, is known for its poor student conduct, vandilism, and general inappropriate behavior.

Student body: The classes are composed generally of people that have little to no idea what and airplane is. They generally are criminals on work release, or wannabe badasses. They use as much slang as possible in feeble attempts to sound cool. This overuse has caused many to ponder if a new language has been created. Most of their time is spent discussing females, which is ironic as many if not all have had any consentual contact with a human female. It has been hypothesized that the prison level male to female ratio actually causes otherwise straight student to begin openly expressing homosexual behavior. During the manditory daily attendance, many students can be found sleeping in cars, in the woods, in ditches, etc. Some may form groups and proceed into the local town. They are easily identified by the red shirts they are forced to wear as a torturous reminder to them of their misforture, and as a warning to other people in the real world that their lives could be far worse. Ocassionaly there are a few "normal" students that attend, these are the only ones that seem to resurface in society, but in general are usually so damaged that they are incapable of performing normal daily activites, in effect their lives are essentially over regardless of age, as there is no known cure for wyosyndrome. A few behavioral psychologists have suggested that immediate attendance of a real college after graduation may with time, reverse this syndrome.

Academic program: It is unclear if any actual learning takes place at the school. It is possible that due to its content and lack of any entrance requirement for teachers and students, that one may actually un-learn useful knowledge while enrolled. It is the only school that instructors frequently address the students using names not found acceptable in society. Since most of the students come from unfortunate backgrounds, this is found normal and acceptable. Instructors commonly go on rants, and use a mixture of foul and offencive slurs. Generally speaking, 0.01% of this dialogue, if used at any other school would make international news.

This school does offer student housing, but violence such as knife fights are quite common there. It is best avoided.

Overall it is a financal loss of almost $30,000, time lost of 15 months, and nothing is provided in return.
1. Why is that guy shaking?....he has wyosyndrome.
2.where did you go to school?
Wyotech.
where is that?
3. how do you like Wyotech Boston ?
YO, WTF yo, this schools mad gay Yo!
Wyotech Boston by damaged4life February 7, 2008
A very expensive correctional facility based up of at least 65% students that are there for a last resort.
Sean sucks at this field. He just came to wyotech because he was too shitty in highschool to go anywhere else.
Wyotech by B.A-M.F January 26, 2008
A) Pure Living Hell, Rip-off, Lying Sons-of-bitches
B) A place where useless rules are enforced for no reason, where the locals hates us but we support the town (inbread hicks)
Don't come here, unless you want to come to a place that takes your money and will in someway, somehow, rip you off in the long run.
WyoTech by just blazed February 11, 2005

wyotech whore 

A girl who sleeps with you caz you wear a Wyotech shrit and go to school at Wyotech
Sara is such at fucking wyotech whore
A place for guys who couldn't do anything else with their life but work on cars. Where men over compensate having small junk with big load trucks. Someone who is generally hated by everyone attending the University of Wyoming.
"Hey Billy-Bob wanna go ride your truck down Grand Ave. and annoy the hell out of those UW kids because we are jealous we couldn't make it into a real college?"

"Hell yea Cleavon lets go! There ain't nothin' else to do at Wyotech."
Wyotech by Billy-Jean Barthalamew November 29, 2011
A place where ignorance and racism run rampant. A closed minded rednecks paradise.
Holy shit you're racist. When did you graduate wyotech?
Wyotech by blacksheep123 August 30, 2010
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