oh look, here comes Sam, wearing another shrit.

i am going through my wardrobe, getting rid of my shrits.
by defoeboy October 09, 2013
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It's like having the shits but your turds look like they wents through a shredder
Sorry about your toilet, but I had the shrits.
by Nigga Jew March 26, 2007
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Shrit is a word used to describe an overweight Scottsman.
Adam: "Well hello there Samule, you are looking quite Shrit this evening."
Samule: "Why thank you Adam old chap, as are you."
Both: Drinking profusely
by Mr. Mike September 12, 2004
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little shrit not little shit is an annoying kid, around the age of 3-12 years old, a kid that complains alot and will not leave you alone and you cant do anything about it cause you dont want to be rude. does not seem to understand that he or she is getting extreamly annoying.
your at home playing xbox and suddenly one of your parents friends or sibblings friendslittle shrit comes in and wants to play, you want to say no but it would be rude and you would feel like a douche.
by bhopsnashville May 04, 2010
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Originally an MSN typo, t-shrit has now grown to become the leading kind of cloth in the whole universe.
I am sooo tired of this milkman uniform. Hell, I'm getting a t-shrit!
by Znarf January 22, 2004
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1. An article of apparel that has become unsightly due to having gotten in the way of a guitra starp.
2. A shrit that has the state of being bumched.
3. An ongoing meh-meh on TDPRI that has reached legendary status due to its association with elevator riding bodybuilders, and oddly obscure tools no one can name.
I have a bumched shrit.
by Chudster1001 August 07, 2018
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