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oh look, here comes Sam, wearing another shrit.

i am going through my wardrobe, getting rid of my shrits.
by defoeboy October 09, 2013
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It's like having the shits but your turds look like they wents through a shredder
Sorry about your toilet, but I had the shrits.
by Nigga Jew March 26, 2007
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Shrit is a word used to describe an overweight Scottsman.
Adam: "Well hello there Samule, you are looking quite Shrit this evening."
Samule: "Why thank you Adam old chap, as are you."
Both: Drinking profusely
by Mr. Mike September 12, 2004
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A shrit has two hole, cause of the same logic as a straw has one hole.
Ethan: a shrit has four holes brian: no you dipshit It has just two holes
by Smart kid And kool kid June 06, 2018
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You done goofed. You've been updogged and henweighed. #shrit #goofed #saloon
Thomas shut me down and I'm a Shrit head
by JR12345678 September 02, 2018
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