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A sexy sex beast who ravages the hearts and vaginas of any woman (or transvestite man) that he lays eyes on. Without even touching them, his eyes melt their genital glaciers like 21st century global warming and creates a flood of pleasure... all simply the lead up to the fantastic ramming they will receive (with permission of course, Wymer is also a gentleman).
I had sex with Wymer last night. Holy shit. That was a real experience. I feel like I was exposed to global warming in my body but it was totally worth the rising sea levels if you know what I'm talking about ;)
Wymer by lord of the moose May 28, 2018
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Remember what would Wymer say
Wymer by CrabbieMike September 17, 2022
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I'm ever womern's dream and ever jealous husband's nightmare, and I don't take no mess"
Womern by JTB67 July 29, 2007
Wyvers is always frapsing, but never talks. His mom is a girl, but he is not a girl. His favorite movie is twins, with Arnold Schwarzenegger and Danny DeVito.
Wyvers are you frapsing this?

Does Wyvers talk?
Wyvers by Chris Twice December 8, 2013
A person who has a big penis and gets all the ladies. Anyone who disagrees with it is just jealous because they are not a wyler.
"When he first came up to me and said his last name was wyler I was like......Knew it"
wyler by djž February 19, 2015
Multiple womern. Usually complain a lot when their front butt bleeds. If you're lucky you can get a womern to kiss your snake-man.
Get them womerns back to work, we need to harvest their front-butts!
womerns by Cody G. June 12, 2007

Jason Wyer 

A boy which looks like Harry Potter.
"Look, Harry potter is coming!"
"No, it's just Jason Wyer."
Jason Wyer by Beeth:D November 30, 2011
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