Wymer

A sexy sex beast who ravages the hearts and vaginas of any woman (or transvestite man) that he lays eyes on. Without even touching them, his eyes melt their genital glaciers like 21st century global warming and creates a flood of pleasure... all simply the lead up to the fantastic ramming they will receive (with permission of course, Wymer is also a gentleman).

I had sex with Wymer last night. Holy shit. That was a real experience. I feel like I was exposed to global warming in my body but it was totally worth the rising sea levels if you know what I'm talking about ;)

by lord of the moose May 28, 2018

Wymer

A man equivalent to Jesus

Remember what would Wymer say

by CrabbieMike September 17, 2022

Womern

Female of the redneck species

I'm ever womern's dream and ever jealous husband's nightmare, and I don't take no mess"

by JTB67 July 29, 2007

Wyvers

Wyvers is always frapsing, but never talks. His mom is a girl, but he is not a girl. His favorite movie is twins, with Arnold Schwarzenegger and Danny DeVito.

Wyvers are you frapsing this?

Does Wyvers talk?

by Chris Twice December 8, 2013

wyler

A person who has a big penis and gets all the ladies. Anyone who disagrees with it is just jealous because they are not a wyler.

"When he first came up to me and said his last name was wyler I was like......Knew it"

by djž February 19, 2015

womerns

Multiple womern. Usually complain a lot when their front butt bleeds. If you're lucky you can get a womern to kiss your snake-man.

Get them womerns back to work, we need to harvest their front-butts!

by Cody G. June 12, 2007

Jason Wyer

A boy which looks like Harry Potter.

"Look, Harry potter is coming!"
"No, it's just Jason Wyer."

by Beeth:D November 30, 2011