Wamer-asian 

White American Asian

You are so not just white you are so a wamer-asian.

Wamer-asian by weebonilicious July 28, 2009

asian water 

Asian water came from a Snapchat story when a boy told Mailysia asian water in a funny way

Mailysia is this your asian water

asian water by Baegotnojams October 17, 2017

Asian Hand Warmer 

Warming your hands by placing them within close proximity of your balls. Pants must be used for maximum effect (otherwise, you're just fondling your balls).

This comes from the East Asian tradition of warming your hands with your balls.

"Dude, it is so freezing out here. I'm gonna stick my hands down my pants." - Person A
"Don't you mean to pull an asian hand warmer?" - Person B
"Yeah sure whatever." - Person A

Asian Hand Warmer by Gordonite April 8, 2012