Wutch 

Cross between a witch and butch. A butch witch.

Roman maidens bound their chests and so were wutch’s!

Wutch by Wutch fur bikini November 1, 2023

Tus Wutch 

To masturbate vigorously, to the point where one loses himself completely in the act. Many people who are caught Tus Wutching have been found with their face frozen in morbid delight like a petrified joker. Tus wutchers usually have incredibly foul breath and poor communication skills.

Daniel missed his bus on Tuesday due to the fact that he was tus wutching to the Smurfs Movie.

Tus Wutch by Marc Morris September 8, 2003

watchmojo 

This word describes when you have lost all creativity and used up every idea ever, but need to keep producing content. In essence, any work you do becomes quantity over quality.

Person 1: "Shit! I've ran out of things to write about in my book. What do I do?"
Person 2: "Well, it seems like you've watchmojo'd yourself."

watchmojo by Notpokemonash May 13, 2016

Watcher 

A small child with an ipad or other similar device.

"I can't deal with being a parent for 5 minutes little Jonny, so go watch this dumb youtube video with your watcher brother for 10 hours"

Watcher by Yorkmeanspuke May 30, 2019

how to spot a witch

A witch will have some or all of these. The more they have the more likely they are a witch. So watch out

1) A keen sense of smell
2) Large nostrils
3) Check them for moles

4) Big feet (size 8 or above)
5) Tall for a woman (5' 6" or taller)
6) Burpy

7) Dry wrinkled hands
8) Dry scratchy feet

9) Saggy breasts
10) Wears lots of animal print

11) Pointy nose

12) Skinny

Follow these simply rules of how to spot a witch 🧙 ♀️

how to spot a witch by Working Class Hero November 24, 2020

Watch Lost 

Masturbate vigorously

"I must Watch Lost."

"Nothing better than an episode or two of Lost before bed!"

Watch Lost by cheesy454 January 7, 2022

What the fuck did i just watch 

When you accidentally watched something you shouldn't watch, or watched something with non-interesting content

Person: *clicks on random camouflaged porn website*
Person: *sees*
Person: *closes tab* what the fuck did i just watch

What the fuck did i just watch by zycone August 8, 2019