Wurfing 

the act of surfing the Internet while at work

I was wurfing when my boss entered my cabin.

Wurfing by KillxBill August 12, 2010

Wulfing 

1. When someone is trying to deceive or screw you over.
2. When someone is bullshitting you.

"I heard Katie and Michael finally hooked up the other day."

"Bro, are you wulfing me right now?"

Wulfing by Wolf_Master November 26, 2016

worfing 

When you notice that some small aspect of reality has suddenly changed from what you thought it was, like in the Star Trek: TNG episode Parallels when Worf silently switches between alternate realities.

Sean: Whoa, since when have Disaronno bottles been rhombuses? I thought they were rectangular.
Liam: Dude, they've always been rhombuses.
Sean: I think I'm worfing.

Worf: I... I thought the cake was chocolate.
Troi: Don't I wish!

Worf: Counselor, the painting that Commander Data gave me, it has moved.
Troi: Worf, I hung that painting there at your birthday party, remember?
Worf: No.
The painting has changed! Don't you see it?
Your hair, and your clothing, they have changed as well!

worfing by S Murder December 4, 2012

Warfing 

Turning an old compound bow into a recurve bow by exchanging the limbs and making some other modifications.

I picked up a beater compound on craigslist for next to nothing and I'm warfing it into my backup bow.

Warfing by ArcheryDood January 7, 2011

Worfing 

A TV Trope

When, for the purposes of character development, you pit an established "strong" character against a newer one and have them lose, in order to emphasise the threat that the new character poses. However, when this trick is overused to the point that the previously established "strong" character begins to seem weak, that character has been "Worfed".

This term derives from Lieutenant Worf, the Security Officer onboard the Enterprise in the TV series Star Trek: The Next Generation. Worf is a Klingon; an alien species known for its physical power, aggression and warrior mentality. Worf is repeatedly pitted against various enemies who, despite his supposed strength and prowess, would then comfortably defeat him; thus establishing the implied level of danger the crew faces. Over time, The character of Worf became essentially a joke; you could expect him to get bodied every time a new threat turned up that week.

Eventually Worf's reputation would be redeemed in later episodes, and in the series Star Trek: Deep Space Nine; his character receiving some badly needed development over the course of several years until he reached the stage of becoming one of the most beloved and recognised characters in the franchise.

First Person:"I see that Superman is getting slapped around in this week's DC comic. So much for being the World's Strongest."
Second Person:"I know, right? The writers seem to be Worfing him every time they create some new, random villain".

Worfing by Calledwylch May 16, 2025

Family Wurtinger 

The Wurtingers are very smart. They have a lot of lawyers who will save ur ass when u coked too much.

Also they all have really fat asses and are able to do the schreibers'switch all the time under any circumstances.
They have low tolarnce towards alc and are "einfach die beeeschten"
Although they don't have much in the front they do in the back trust me.

Girl 1: "Look at that FAT dump truck. WHOS THAT?"
Girl 2: That's Family Wurtinger he benches 100kg and can hip thrust u if u know what i mean"

Family Wurtinger by Wurti April 22, 2023

Mr. Wurdinger 

Teaches high school math.

Student 1: did you get mr. wurdinger for class?
Student 2: ya!
Student 1: Cool, me too! 😎

Mr. Wurdinger by anonymous July 30, 2018