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Of; or relating to the involuntary abduction by one's significant other whilst attempting to get one's chill on.
-Hey Jacob, are you, Sally, Brecker and Stephen coming out to play mini golf?
-Well Sally, Stephen and I are coming out, but Brecker got wunsched.
Words you can keep
A very ugly person who is probably gross

(stay far away from him)
Hey did you see that kid who was licking the bathroom floor?

Oh, yea stay away from him he is a Wunsch.
Wunsch by Jimmy Johnson 2121 January 23, 2018
Wuschla is a fucking austrian jew, cumbased and jewpilled nerd who sit in discord all day cumming to marge simpson
Wow, Wuschla you're so jewpilled
Wuschla by hahah4ha4hah4 November 15, 2021

Winscho-Withdrawal 

A feeling of numb emptiness felt by all individuals once they have returned home from their erasmus.
Symptoms:

A general lack of interest and commitment in the day to day activities of home life.

An inability to get excited and/or happy over issues which, prior to departure for erasmus, would trigger the above emotions.

Listening to upbeat music first discovered whilst on exchange that now leaves one with a strong sense of nostalgia and general sadness.

Giving up trying to explain to others how special your time away was because the words do not yet exist that would do it justice-
And frankly, They dont even know.

Example:

Person 1: "Hey, what's wrong with Clare? She seems so much cooler and more worldly since she came home from her erasmus but sometimes she gets this glazed 'far away' look in her eyes every time I play Austrian house music"

Person 2: "Oh, haven't you heard? She has a severe case of 'Winscho-Withdrawal' "
Winscho-Withdrawal by D118 September 23, 2012
a gathering, a group, or a gaggle of people that work in a financial institution.


Guy in front of the 5th National Bank: Look at that wunch of bankers!
wunch by Jimmy D October 13, 2003
A woman of integrity and honor. A female equivalent to a mensch.

The opposite of a bitch. Not to be confused with a wench.
"Jeannie invited her adult son to vacation with her. What a wensch she is."
wensch by orangefoxca May 23, 2010
I am Winschel.
Winschel by bw101 January 26, 2010
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Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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