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I am Winschel.
Winschel by bw101 January 26, 2010

Winchell 

a halarious person, who know how to have a good time. and is really athletic and is open to all kinds of weird things. can make any funny serious moment funny. doesnt get into many arguement unless with friends cause he doesnt like to fight. and is a smooth talker to the women. and is cool with almost everyone. so pretty much an all around good guy
Winchell is cool
Winchell by Winchell J September 26, 2008

Winchells 

Butt cheeks
That high-speed really put me on my winchells. Left me broke. But atleast I got my freedom. Alhamdulillah…
Winchells by Bundle Slangah June 21, 2022

walter winchell 

Scumbag gossip columnist of the 1940s and 1950s who ruined reputations for some people and groups of people who didn't deserve it. Due to his unnecessary and completely false accusations lodged against the U.S. Merchant Marine in World War II, the men who served there were denied veterans benefits or even positive reputations until most of them died or were too old to have use for them. Assholes in Hollywood thought it would be honorable to make a movie in his honor in 1998, when all he deserves is an unmarked grave and obscurity from history.
"The U.S. Merchant Marine had the highest casualty ratio of any service in WW2, even higher than the Marine Corps, but thanks to Walter Winchell, they were accused of things that were not true, and until 1990 they were denied veteran's benefits or any real credit for winning the war, cause without them, the allies would have CERTAINLY lost the war."
walter winchell by DasBoot85 December 26, 2007

Windchill 

Windchil: a fluctuation in feelings and/or sensing and "experiencing" weather.
"it's feels freezy."

really? it's not that cold.

" feel my hands."

huh..must be windchill.
Windchill by good attention December 5, 2013

Wuenschell 

german name which originally pronounced Vinchell, was modified to sound like the shitty donut place Winchells and taunts all who have any name sounding similar to the donut shack that started in 1948 in Southern California which was bought out by Yum Yum donuts and kicked out of Kansas by Krispy Kreme, a sell out compared to the awesome legacy of Wuenschell
"Wuenschell? Like Winchell's donuts?"

"I oughta pummel you."
Wuenschell by Wuenschell August 1, 2008
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
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person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
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You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
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