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piddle wingless hymenoptera 

This is a nice way of saying "piss ant".
Joe from Juneau is such a big piddle wingless hymenoptera! I really hope he has a efilnikufesin (Nice Fuckin' Life)!!!

eye wiggles 

When you've taken some good ecstasy and your eyes go all wiggly on you. Happens when you're peaking. Makes it really hard to read or write anything.
At that "Are You Experienced?" party by Children of the Sun, Bill got the eye wiggles for the first time when he tried to use a Sharpie to write his email address on a brightly colored flyer, to give to somebody. The combination of blacklight, fluorescent paper, and good e made it virtually impossible to do.
eye wiggles by JonnyR June 20, 2006

sleep wrinkles 

Lines and creases that appear in your skin from sleeping on wrinkled sheets. Telltale sign that you just got out of bed.
My boss was impressed with my being in the office when she arrived. I earned major brownie points until she notice the sleep wrinkles on my cheek and realized that I had slept at work...again.
sleep wrinkles by sheryl D November 4, 2006

sparkling wiggles 

little girl attempts to say sparkling wiggles but it comes out fucking niggers
sparkling wiggles by 0B3Y February 20, 2007

Poopy Wriggle 

The physical manifestation created my humans when they need to defecate. Closely related to or the Counter Part to The Peepee Dance.

Poo-pey RRig-el
John: Dude I really gotta poop

Ben: Bro I can tell, you're doing the Poopy Wriggle!

Toilet Wrinkles 

The wrinkles that form in one's pant legs from being pushed down for extended periods of time when sitting on the toilet.
* at John's party *
John: "Someone spoiled the candle influenced aromas of my bathroom and didn't use the fan. Was it you Jimmy?"
Jimmy: * with toilet wrinkles in his pants * "I was just checking my teeth."
John: "It was you Jimmy. Get out of my house."
Toilet Wrinkles by Danglin Billies January 26, 2017