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wrigglesworth 

A rare species of male, who whilst not a Neanderthal, is known for regularly frequenting different crevices on a weekly basis.

Attracted to moist spots, the Wrigglesworth can often be found relaxing in hot tubs.

A fine hunter gatherer who spends a lot of time working on his appearance, and will tell you about it on Facebook.
"Watch out ladies, i've heard he's a bit of a Wrigglesworth"
wrigglesworth by dave_the_rave February 7, 2014
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Wrigglesworth 

A Wrigglesworth is a person who is known for their hot sexy oily body with tons of muscle, Wrigglesworths are usally on average 240 IQ and have a massive shlong equal to drakes and are the rizzrad of oz
I heard mason is a Wrigglesworth

Arnold Wigglesworth 

A funny ass name that a middle aged black man called a chubby 20 something white kid at a Midwestern gas station in April 2005.
Lance: "Whats happenen Playa Playa?" "What's up wit Arnold Wigglesworth complainin' 'bout my lottery tickets?"
"Lemme get 319 50 cent straight twice."

JC: "Hahahahah.. Did you just call him Arnold Wigglesworth?" Instant Classic

wigglesworth 

noun

the act of a man wiggling his penis in a girl's mouth, while she wiggles her fingers in the air.

P.S. try it, it's worth it.
dean: "i gave her the best wigglesworth last night."

randy: "was it worth it?"

dean: "without a doubt."
wigglesworth by MeeHannn December 19, 2009

wigglesworth 

A comedic pet/nickname for a battery powered dildo or a strap-on.
Sometimes I just need some alone time with Wigglesworth, though Jeff gets jealous when I use Wigglesworth too much.
wigglesworth by theKitten June 21, 2014

Wigglesworth Shuffle

The act of looking up a word in Urban Dictionary that someone just made up for the purpose of making you look it up in Urban Dictionary.
They were having a conversation about how every word is something obscene on Urban Dictionary, and then Whitney just made Kathy do the Wigglesworth Shuffle.
Wigglesworth Shuffle by HowardADewing September 9, 2016

Madelyn Wigglesworth

the best person on earth you will ever meet. but if you get on her bad side you are dead to her. She protects her best friend with her life and cares for her no matter what.
I heard your shouldn’t get on Madelyn Wigglesworths bad side.

Apparently someone messed with her best friend.
Madelyn Wigglesworth by idunnolol December 21, 2020
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