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wigglesworth 

noun

the act of a man wiggling his penis in a girl's mouth, while she wiggles her fingers in the air.

P.S. try it, it's worth it.
dean: "i gave her the best wigglesworth last night."

randy: "was it worth it?"

dean: "without a doubt."
wigglesworth by MeeHannn December 19, 2009
Words you can keep

wigglesworth 

A comedic pet/nickname for a battery powered dildo or a strap-on.
Sometimes I just need some alone time with Wigglesworth, though Jeff gets jealous when I use Wigglesworth too much.
wigglesworth by theKitten June 21, 2014

Wigglesworth Shuffle

The act of looking up a word in Urban Dictionary that someone just made up for the purpose of making you look it up in Urban Dictionary.
They were having a conversation about how every word is something obscene on Urban Dictionary, and then Whitney just made Kathy do the Wigglesworth Shuffle.
Wigglesworth Shuffle by HowardADewing September 9, 2016

Arnold Wigglesworth 

A funny ass name that a middle aged black man called a chubby 20 something white kid at a Midwestern gas station in April 2005.
Lance: "Whats happenen Playa Playa?" "What's up wit Arnold Wigglesworth complainin' 'bout my lottery tickets?"
"Lemme get 319 50 cent straight twice."

JC: "Hahahahah.. Did you just call him Arnold Wigglesworth?" Instant Classic

Madelyn Wigglesworth

the best person on earth you will ever meet. but if you get on her bad side you are dead to her. She protects her best friend with her life and cares for her no matter what.
I heard your shouldn’t get on Madelyn Wigglesworths bad side.

Apparently someone messed with her best friend.
Madelyn Wigglesworth by idunnolol December 21, 2020

Sothbatch on wigglesworth 

Sothbatch (some of these hoes be at the crack house) on Wigglesworth
You know sothbatch on wigglesworth this time of day.

mr. Higglesworth 

That asshole teacher who always fails you because he has a fetish for giving people Fs. He often has a high-pitched voice that makes your ears bleed, and uses that voice to insult you to no end and speak in sentences longer than required. Favorite words include gay, fagola, ass-signment, and F.
Mr. Higglesworth: Well, Fagola, it appears you go approximately zero wrong on your ass-sighnment. Therefore, your score is exactly F out of 12, you failed!
mr. Higglesworth by Foab August 14, 2014
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