Wrike 

An unexplained word that your friend doesn't know what it means and runs your life because they don't know what it means and makes them feel like a dumbass

A: Hi!
B: Wrike!
A: What?
B: Wrike!
A: Stop!
B: Wrike!

Wrike by Thot4Lyfe January 25, 2019

I write sins not tragedies 

To this day the only song in all of history that has ever succeeded in getting thousands of people to scream ‘whore’ in perfect harmony.

Brendon Urie during I write sins not tragedies: "What a shame the poor groom's bride is a-"
The entire world: "WHORE!"

I write sins not tragedies by Allie Waters-Statan January 23, 2019

mikey wikey 

A short nickname for "Michael" usually one without a shirt.

( Michael walks into room )
Me: Mikey wikey!

mikey wikey by Kooki Malooki June 18, 2013

Real 80s Writer

A graffiti writer that painted a little bit for a couple of years in the late 1980s. Returned to the scene to show everyone who’s boss during a midlife crisis demanding the respect of a graffiti king. Will use old school rules when it suits him. Hates street art. Gets pleasure from painting violent and abusive threats in childrens’ play parks. Internet troll and alcohol fuelled keyboard warrior. Must have an Instagram account to gain validation from strangers. Will not write within his postcode. Will put up the names of his pets to make it look like he has an army.

Person 1: Someone painted over that lovely mural at the park with some hideous unreadable bubble letters.
Person 2: Yeah, it must have been a ‘Real 80s Writer’!

Real 80s Writer by Cacher July 2, 2019

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congratulations you have just reached the max amount of boredom you can ever reach on the planet
do you even have anything else better to do than this???????

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writer's block 

A condition that may occur while writing. It causes the person afflicted to be unable to think of what to write next. Typically, the less interesting the topic is to the writer, the higher the severity and chance of occurence.

Some English instructors (different from teachers, who actually teach) will exploit this by having their students write about a topic that hardly anyone cares about. Those who get the most severe cases of writer's block will fail because they couldn't think of anything to write.

A: So I had to write an essay over the importance of having friends with different cultures and whatnot.
B: How'd you do?
A: I got writer's block before I could even begin. And failed.
B: Again?
A: Again.

writer's block by Tisteca February 11, 2009

Wikenitis 

A really small penis, your just a unlucky bastard.

If you can stick it in her ear you have wikenitis.=

Wikenitis by Joooeeeyyy June 14, 2011