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1. The imaginary or symbolic sound made when poking a person's stomach, especially that of a chubby or overweight person. Derived from the Michelin Man (past mascot for Michelin Tires) being poked by a finger to his mid-section in television commercials.

2. A free-form exclamatory term with no precise meaning, often an emphatic utterance used to show excitement, incredulity, joy, and even disgust.
2. When I looked back to my brother, floating on the intertube some distance behind on the river, he raised his hand and yelled "Wount!" and I knew he was having a great time.
wount by P'tainz October 7, 2010
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It is a combination of the word "Would" and "Won't" . Wount means you would be able to help a bro out but you just simply won't! It is used with reasoning of how a friend or colleague is being sus and uncooperative (or needs simple convincing).
Me:I wanted to watch Titanic but you wount answer.
Her:
Me: :'(
Wount by Homieboy69 February 11, 2023
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28 stab wounds

YOU DIDN'T WANNA LEAVE HIM A CHANCE, HUH? DID YOU FEEL ANGER? HATE? I KNOW YOU KILLED HIM, WHY WON'T YOU SAY IT? JUST SAY "I KILLED HIM" IS IT THAT HARD TO SAY? JUST SAY YOU KILLED HIM, JUST SAY IT!!
*slams paper on table*

28 STAB WOUNDS.
28 stab wounds by connor RK-900 September 19, 2018

rubbing salt on the wound 

Rubbing salt on the wound is a idiom when you make a matter worse or to make someone very unhappy
You are literally rubbing salt on the wound trying to say sorry to me

just a flesh wound 

A large wound, such as a severed arm, dismissed by an egotistic fighter as "just a flesh wound".
"Look you stupid bastard you've got no arms left!"
"Yes, I have"
"LOOK!"
"It's just a flesh wound."
To be hammered out of your mind; extremely drunk; to make a fool out of yourself when drunk
He was so wunted he asked each girl passing by if they wanted to fuck on the street
wunted by lackaday May 13, 2011

Woundmates 

Defined by author Jeff Brown in his book 'An Uncommon Bond', Woundmates are those relationships that are sourced in unresolved emotional patterns, issues and holdings. Not to be confused with soul-mates, which will also trigger shadowy material to the surface, but which hold a greater deal of promise. At the heart of soul-mate connections is an opportunity to work with the shadow in a growthful manner- working the material as grist for the soul mill- while wound-mates just flounder in the mud, trigger after trigger, downward spiral after downward spiral, attached at the waste. Woundmates are trouble with a capital T.
It took me 5 years to realize we were woundmates. I loved her so much, but we just couldn't stop hurting each other. I broke free and have felt better ever since.
Woundmates by Soulful one August 20, 2013
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