Roxanne and I were friends until she finagled her way into my lover's bed and his wallet. When people ask where she is, I say, "I have no idea where that whunt is".
1. The imaginary or symbolic sound made when poking a person's stomach, especially that of a chubby or overweight person. Derived from the Michelin Man (past mascot for Michelin Tires) being poked by a finger to his mid-section in television commercials.
2. A free-form exclamatory term with no precise meaning, often an emphatic utterance used to show excitement, incredulity, joy, and even disgust.
2. When I looked back to my brother, floating on the intertube some distance behind on the river, he raised his hand and yelled "Wount!" and I knew he was having a great time.
A cartoon parody of Pete Wentz, the bassist of Fall Out Boy, on Twitter. Pete Wuntz is the baessist of Full Owt Boi, which is also another cartoon parody account for Fall Out Boy on Twitter. He (or she) is known to be emu instead of emo. The account is based off of Pete Wentz back in 2007 when he was still sporting his emo look. The account was established on August 27th, 2013. Since the account was made, it became popular with many bandoms across Twitter and cartoon parody accounts for the rest of the members of Fall Out Boy and other bands/band members were made.
"Have you ever heard of Pete Wuntz?"
"From Fall Out Boy?"
"No, Full Owt Boi. He/she's pretty big among emo bandoms on Twitter."
"OH! The account with the cartoon avatar and tweets that you could barely understand?!"
"Yeah, that one..."
"OH RIGHT!!! I FOLLOW THEM! AND I'M PART OF THEIR EMU ARMY! HELL YEAH! EMUS 4 LYFE!"
"YEAAAAAH!"
noun. How a Yorkshireman refers to his post operative wife after having one of her breasts removed and right before she kicks him in the nuts and files for a divorce.
John: Ehup wuntit, wheres me tea?
Julia: Aunt Bessie has two tits ask her you twunt!
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flyingeverywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.