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witticles 

witticles are the testicles of wit.
for someone to mention the large size of your witticles means that you are robustly witty.
Sara: WOW...your witticles are really showing today, John.
John: What can I say? I'm one witty bastard.
witticles by answergirlanon April 12, 2009
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Westicles 

somthing a manly women, or a woman with a man voice has. WOMEN TESTICLES.
You just KNOW miley cyrus has WESTICLES.
Westicles by purplepussypals September 1, 2009

WTFsicles 

A phrase said in complete and utter shock, an advanced way of saying WTF or something along those lines.
Can be said in three ways:

"W-T-F-sicles",
"whatthefucksicles",
or,
"whalesthatfloatsicles".

They are all spelled as WTFsicles and mean the same exact thing, it's your choice which one to say.
"WTFsicles! That chick has three boobs!"
WTFsicles by toxicjigglypuff December 24, 2009

wootsickles 

Synonym of "woot" or "w00t," interjection signifying that you are happy or have positive feelings about a recent occurence.
Wootsickles! I'm pwning your base!
wootsickles by Noremaku May 31, 2005

wopsicle 

A very cold wop. An Italian wearing skimpy clothes in the winter time. Derived from a combination of popsicle, frozen ice drink on a stick, and wop.
Mario: "Jeez, i left my sweater in the car!"

Sarah: "Shit babe, in this weather, your gonna be a wopsicle by the time the game ends".
wopsicle by marky j November 8, 2006

westicles 

the skin on each side of the elbow
Her westicles are very fatty, almost as fat as her wenis.
westicles by mogg dogg July 15, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026
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