witticles are the testicles of wit.
for someone to mention the large size of your witticles means that you are robustly witty.
for someone to mention the large size of your witticles means that you are robustly witty.
Sara: WOW...your witticles are really showing today, John.
John: What can I say? I'm one witty bastard.
John: What can I say? I'm one witty bastard.
by answergirlanon April 12, 2009
Get the witticles mug.A person who injects witticisms into a conversation. Usually speaks in an English accent, and his witty remarks are often met with generous "Oh hoh hoh"s.
The witticist can only be defeated by ignoring his clever remarks, which will frustrate him greatly. However, if you attempt to engage a witticist head-on, you are sure to be out-witted by him.
The witticist can only be defeated by ignoring his clever remarks, which will frustrate him greatly. However, if you attempt to engage a witticist head-on, you are sure to be out-witted by him.
An example of a witticist in action:
Aspiring Writer: "I just defined a word on Urban Dictionary!"
Witticist: "Well, it's nice to see that you've finally been published."
Bystander: "Oh hoh hoh!"
Aspiring Writer: :/
Aspiring Writer: "I just defined a word on Urban Dictionary!"
Witticist: "Well, it's nice to see that you've finally been published."
Bystander: "Oh hoh hoh!"
Aspiring Writer: :/
by AbundantlyRedundant October 16, 2011
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Tom: Dude, a drunk could drive better than you
Dick: Oh yeah, Tom? In that case you should drive
Harry: Tom, you got PWNed by counter-witticism
Dick: Oh yeah, Tom? In that case you should drive
Harry: Tom, you got PWNed by counter-witticism
by Jason Grimes December 29, 2005
Get the counter-witticism mug.To use a word or phrase twice in a non-consecutive, unrelated conversation, in a joking manner. Such as the use by comedians during a stand-up routine.
Comedian: Your momma is so dumb she thinks Taco Bell is a Mexican phone company.
....later in the routine.
Comedian: so, I went out with a good looking blonde MILF the other night... yea, didn't go real well... went to the movies then asked if she wanted to go to Taco Bell, she asked me why I wanted to visit the phone company.
....later in the routine.
Comedian: so, I went out with a good looking blonde MILF the other night... yea, didn't go real well... went to the movies then asked if she wanted to go to Taco Bell, she asked me why I wanted to visit the phone company.
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