witticles 

witticles are the testicles of wit.
for someone to mention the large size of your witticles means that you are robustly witty.

Sara: WOW...your witticles are really showing today, John.
John: What can I say? I'm one witty bastard.

witticles by answergirlanon April 12, 2009

Witticist 

A person who injects witticisms into a conversation. Usually speaks in an English accent, and his witty remarks are often met with generous "Oh hoh hoh"s.

The witticist can only be defeated by ignoring his clever remarks, which will frustrate him greatly. However, if you attempt to engage a witticist head-on, you are sure to be out-witted by him.

An example of a witticist in action:

Aspiring Writer: "I just defined a word on Urban Dictionary!"

Witticist: "Well, it's nice to see that you've finally been published."

Bystander: "Oh hoh hoh!"

Aspiring Writer: :/

Witticist by AbundantlyRedundant October 16, 2011

titticles 

Old, skinny, saggy titties that hang to the waist line. Often seen without bras, titticles flop around like tentacles, wreaking havoc on everything around.

"Be careful of our waitress, man. She almost hit you with her titticles."

titticles by MetalTimmah February 26, 2015

counter-witticism 

A witty comeback to a dark humored joke directed at someone. Also, answering to a sarcastic question with equal amount of sarcasm.

Tom: Dude, a drunk could drive better than you
Dick: Oh yeah, Tom? In that case you should drive
Harry: Tom, you got PWNed by counter-witticism

counter-witticism by Jason Grimes December 29, 2005

deja-witticism 

To use a word or phrase twice in a non-consecutive, unrelated conversation, in a joking manner. Such as the use by comedians during a stand-up routine.

Comedian: Your momma is so dumb she thinks Taco Bell is a Mexican phone company.

....later in the routine.

Comedian: so, I went out with a good looking blonde MILF the other night... yea, didn't go real well... went to the movies then asked if she wanted to go to Taco Bell, she asked me why I wanted to visit the phone company.

deja-witticism by Colonel Flagg May 9, 2005

Westicles 

somthing a manly women, or a woman with a man voice has. WOMEN TESTICLES.

You just KNOW miley cyrus has WESTICLES.

Westicles by purplepussypals September 1, 2009

witticism 

A witty remark

"That MC was dropping witticisms like whoa."

witticism by JD May 31, 2003