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Westicles

somthing a manly women, or a woman with a man voice has. WOMEN TESTICLES.
You just KNOW miley cyrus has WESTICLES.
by purplepussypals September 1, 2009
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Her westicles are very fatty, almost as fat as her wenis.
by mogg dogg July 15, 2006
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A pair of testicles with Kanye west's face on each one
I had awoke one morn with a pair of Westicles in my face
by mybigdick August 27, 2016
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A shady character that will lie to your face to benefit themselves.
Someone that
Westicles got that big job by crying to his boss
by Bardahl June 23, 2018
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when something is west but in a crazy way
that was so westicles from him
by jess chadwick123 May 12, 2020
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The male genitalia of any North Georgia Cadet.
"He hit me right in the Westicles"
by Nohrianbruh March 31, 2024
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Testiclese

The Greek hero and lesser known brother of Achilles. Son of Thetis and Peleus, he was untouchable in war and defeated untold numbers of warriors and heroes.

He was undefeated in battle, but fell and was slain at an after-battle-party when a stray (unknowingly enchanted) stone, launched from the sling of a child playing a game called 'catapult' struck a distracted Testiclese while he was chugging wine in a contest. He fell to his knees, coughing and spurting wine from his mouth, and then curled up into the fetal position in which he expired due to the enchanted qualities of the unusual stone.

Henceforth, as it was known through his brother Achilles' experience what a principle weakness a person's Achilles tendon is, it was known that being hit in the nuts is a principle weakness of men; because that shit fucking hurts.
Your friend: "Dude, that guy Ted was definitely winning that fight until that pussy Frank kicked him in the nuts. Then Frank just beat the shit out of him as Ted crinkled to the floor. What a cheap shot that was from Frank. Reminds you of when that Greek hero Testiclese was killed by that stone to the nuts right?"

Your answer: "Right!"
by mWEEDo January 21, 2011
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