Workaphobia

fear of the workplace, a slackoholic

Lotsa people have Workaphobia, meaning they are afraid of work, school, or anything related. and they are proud of that. they're just too dumb to show it

Workaphobia by your best idiot April 6, 2010

Workaphobe

Fear of time clocks. See "afrophobe"

My next door neighbor Shaniqua must be a workaphobe. She just keeps punching out kids & collecting her welfare checks from her mailbox. $100 says she hasn't seen a timeclock since she worked at Mickey D's when she was in high school.

Workaphobe by Rocketboi November 4, 2009

Weryaphobia 

A morbid fear or dislike of the typical Somalian male. The typical Somalian male, or the "Werya" is characterized by a distinctive appearance that includes a dark skin-tone, a receding hairline, a slim physique bordering on anorexic, a disorderly set of teeth and a wide forehead region.

"Unfortunately, we couldn't introduce Joe to Werya Abdi because Joe suffers from a severe case of weryaphobia."

Weryaphobia by fatamoz November 29, 2013

Wongaphobia

Extreme fear of small vietnamese janitors.

Chelsea is suffering from a severe case of Wongaphobia.

Wongaphobia by Gemma and Chelsea April 18, 2003

Whoreaphobia 

A person who discriminates against or thinks lesser than of sex workers.
A sex worker can also be whoreaphobic to other types of sex workers.

stripper: I would never have sex for money thats f***ing disgusting...
me: and that dear reader is an example of whoreaphobia!
stripper: who are you talking to???

old man: you look like a prostitute

woman: ok? who asked for your whoreaphobia?

random: I just dont agree with that 'lifestyle'
random #2: No its not their fault we have to save the poor women (◕︵◕)
sex worker: what? im not a damsel in distress and I willingly choose to be sex worker ⊂•⊃_⊂•⊃
random: on no she's been brainwashed by society!

sex worker: i was raped.
police: well shouldn't have been a whore then.
*sex worker is murdered*
police: I pretend i do not see ︶ 👄 ︶

Whoreaphobia by FeralCatBoy January 4, 2021

WoWaphobia

1. The irrational fear that the mmorg World of Warcraft will somehow drain the very soul and/or will to live out of normally healthy people, ruin 'healthy' relationships, prevent you from achieving any happiness or success, transform you into a homosexual, brainwash you into eating only foods with high fat contents(mmmm...bacon), cause war and strife, and generally foment chaos up to and including the End of Days.

2. Disease suffered by people who need to villify something other than the true causes of their problems.

e.g. 1 Many girlfriends suffer from wowaphobia
"My boyfriend ignores me for that stupid WoW game!"

-WoW is an escape from real life...if your boyfriend is chosing it over you, there is probably something deeper involved. Most guys won't turn down sex for a game unless you're really bad at it or you don't stop bitching long enough for him to enjoy your company. Maybe you should thank the game for saving you from a relationship that probably wasn't going anywhere in the first place.

e.g. 2 Parents also suffer from wowaphobia
"My kid could have been a doctor but he got sucked into that demonic game!"
-If your little Johnny rocket surgeon had the focus to be a doctor, a little thing like an online game wouldn't stop him. It might slow him down a little but that's about it. Then again, maybe he's just got ADD.

e.g. 3 Random haters
"Only losers who don't work and can't get laid play online games...etc. ad nauseum"

-Point in fact...Many players are highly successful, well paid, well balanced, family oriented, upstanding individuals who sadly have to bear the vitriol of sad, bitter, small minded people who just happen to be less interesting than a game of all things. Don't project your inadequacies on others just because you don't understand their recreation.

i.e- We mock what we do not understand.

WoWaphobia by Wholesome family entertainment February 28, 2010

wokephobia 

A person who is scared to discuss, comment, or approach a conversation with a person who is woke. Personal opinion may not match theirs leading to being video taped and put on the internet.

I was looking forward to doing that important interview, but then my wokephobia started to kick in. What if we don’t agree on something.

wokephobia by Dirttymike_6969 October 18, 2022