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Workaphobe

Fear of time clocks. See "afrophobe"
My next door neighbor Shaniqua must be a workaphobe. She just keeps punching out kids & collecting her welfare checks from her mailbox. $100 says she hasn't seen a timeclock since she worked at Mickey D's when she was in high school.
Workaphobe by Rocketboi November 4, 2009
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Workasober 

Adjective.- Not addicted to or intoxicated by work. A break from work or work related exhaustion. Also, a person that does not show extreme or excessive qualities or emotions for work.
I've had a rough two weeks at work, I need some rest, I need to get myself workasober.
Workasober by Goatsucker Pedro June 10, 2009

Workaphobia

fear of the workplace, a slackoholic
Lotsa people have Workaphobia, meaning they are afraid of work, school, or anything related. and they are proud of that. they're just too dumb to show it
Workaphobia by your best idiot April 6, 2010

woodaphobe 

people who have sex with furniture or like doing sexual activities with furniture such as chairs, tables, and couches and other furniture.
first guy: *screams* WHAT THE HIPPITY HOP FRICK ARE YOU DOING TO MY TABLE second guy: yeah i'm a woodaphobe. first guy: what in the fuck shit is wrong with you. second guy: i just like dangiling my little peepee schlong in the furniture. first guy: *gets the fuck out before this shit get weird*. second guy: *continues doing the nasty dick sex with the mahogany chair*.

Workawhorelic 

A woman that works too much and mainly for the money.
That workawhorelic is going to run herself ragged. She’d have an easier time on her back.
Workawhorelic by anonymous February 2, 2023

Workawhorelic 

A woman that works too much mainly for the money.
That Workawhorelic is going to run herself ragged working so hard. She would have an easier time on her back.
Workawhorelic by ShadowDreik February 2, 2023

Wokaphobic 

People that are passive and judgmental over wok people
Jim is wokaphobic with people that are wok because he judges harshly and is afraid for others agenda.
Wokaphobic by Qfind October 13, 2023
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
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