Workaphobe

Fear of time clocks. See "afrophobe"

My next door neighbor Shaniqua must be a workaphobe. She just keeps punching out kids & collecting her welfare checks from her mailbox. $100 says she hasn't seen a timeclock since she worked at Mickey D's when she was in high school.

Workaphobe by Rocketboi November 4, 2009

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Workasober

Adjective.- Not addicted to or intoxicated by work. A break from work or work related exhaustion. Also, a person that does not show extreme or excessive qualities or emotions for work.

I've had a rough two weeks at work, I need some rest, I need to get myself workasober.

Workasober by Goatsucker Pedro June 10, 2009

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Workaphobe • Workaphobia • Workawhorelic • Wokaphobic • woodaphobe • Wordaphobiaiphobia • Workasober • workphobic

Workaphobia

fear of the workplace, a slackoholic

Lotsa people have Workaphobia, meaning they are afraid of work, school, or anything related. and they are proud of that. they're just too dumb to show it

Workaphobia by your best idiot April 6, 2010

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woodaphobe

people who have sex with furniture or like doing sexual activities with furniture such as chairs, tables, and couches and other furniture.

first guy: *screams* WHAT THE HIPPITY HOP FRICK ARE YOU DOING TO MY TABLE second guy: yeah i'm a woodaphobe. first guy: what in the fuck shit is wrong with you. second guy: i just like dangiling my little peepee schlong in the furniture. first guy: *gets the fuck out before this shit get weird*. second guy: *continues doing the nasty dick sex with the mahogany chair*.

woodaphobe by woodboisuckychair69toasteryeet January 17, 2020