wokephobia

A person who is scared to discuss, comment, or approach a conversation with a person who is woke. Personal opinion may not match theirs leading to being video taped and put on the internet.

I was looking forward to doing that important interview, but then my wokephobia started to kick in. What if we don’t agree on something.

by Dirttymike_6969 October 18, 2022

WOKEPHOBIA

"WOKEPHOBIA- the fear of a person who uses the word WOKE ad nauseum in an attempt make their point appear superior. Woke is generally used by a person who excels in incessant confected whining and in conjunction with words like politically correct, virtue signalling, lefty commie, socialist, marxist, etc."

After reading SKY news headlines I began suffering from Wokephobia.

by Bolty. April 2, 2023

Poképhobia

A condition not yet recognized by the American Psychiatric Association and not currently identified in the DSM-5. Wherein a sufferer develops symptoms of paranoid agoraphobia and addiction from identifying and having to fight invisible monsters that can only be found on their cell phone and require immediate catching.

I have not seen Michael in a week, I think he is suffering from Poképhobia and is too afraid to come outside of his apartment.

by Kermit-K July 13, 2016

Wokeaphobic

wokeaphobic
adj., Descriptive of one exhibiting a condition known as Wokeaphobia:

1. (From woke, meaning "awake", and phobe, meaning fear), adj. Realizing that too much awareness, too much "wokeness" leads to a decline in awareness which creates the opposite of the intended result. Possibly related to Ilithiophobia.

2. An awareness, and aversion, to individuals who are self centered, and who believe that their opinion is the only one that matters while any counter opinion makes you racist, stupid, a bigot, ect. Ironic since it's actually the opposite, the woke person's view of others is actually a self reflection.

N. form: wokeaphobe.

1. Many people call out stupidity in politics and social interactions due to the fact that they're wokeaphobic.

2. "You didn't vote for the person that I wanted to win the election! You're wokeaphobic!"

3. "How dare you use a male pronoun! I recently decided to start identifying as non-binary. You're wokeaphobic!"

4. "I am so tired of politics being about yes or no, left or right, up or down, black or white. I just want equality, fairness, and to end corruption. I guess I am wokeaphobic."

by DP_Forever October 4, 2022

wikiphobia

The irrational fear of wikipedia. First brought on in the early to mid 2000's, wikiphobia was demonstrated within numerous high school and college campuses. Fueled by the initial distrust of web-based knowledge, wikiphobia led many innocent students to be robbed of basic yet precious insights into important works of literature, science, philosophy and the arts. Although Wikipedia is known to be an undeniably useful starting point for research in any area, wikiphobia is still a common mental illness. One day scientists will discover the cure for wikiphobia, we can only hope.

"Don't use wikipedia as a source for your paper! You will get an F!" - Teacher/ Professor

"Man, that damn Old Man River of a teacher must have wikiphobia!"
- "He needs help"

by DJanks February 11, 2009

WCUEphobia

The rational or extreme fear of the WCUE (Warrior Cats: Ultimate Edition) community and/or game, as well as anything related to WCUE. Includes but is not limited to hating WCUE, hating individuals who are very fond of WCUE, and hating anything related to WCUE.

"The WCUE server is so hostile! It scares me, and I don't want to be associated with it!" "I believe that's a sign of WCUEphobia." "What's WCUEphobia!?" "The extreme fear of the WCUE community and/or the game" "Ohhhh!"

by glitterunicorns January 2, 2023

Wobephobia

The fear of a little creature related to the ewok the, ewob, this is a ewok but in the form of a small human creature named Wob whom can’t pronounce his r’s

I have bad news, you have wobephobia.

by You pleb January 11, 2022