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Wokaphobic

People that are passive and judgmental over wok people
Jim is wokaphobic with people that are wok because he judges harshly and is afraid for others agenda.
by Qfind October 13, 2023
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Wokeaphobic

wokeaphobic
adj., Descriptive of one exhibiting a condition known as Wokeaphobia:

1. (From woke, meaning "awake", and phobe, meaning fear), adj. Realizing that too much awareness, too much "wokeness" leads to a decline in awareness which creates the opposite of the intended result. Possibly related to Ilithiophobia.

2. An awareness, and aversion, to individuals who are self centered, and who believe that their opinion is the only one that matters while any counter opinion makes you racist, stupid, a bigot, ect. Ironic since it's actually the opposite, the woke person's view of others is actually a self reflection.

N. form: wokeaphobe.
1. Many people call out stupidity in politics and social interactions due to the fact that they're wokeaphobic.

2. "You didn't vote for the person that I wanted to win the election! You're wokeaphobic!"

3. "How dare you use a male pronoun! I recently decided to start identifying as non-binary. You're wokeaphobic!"

4. "I am so tired of politics being about yes or no, left or right, up or down, black or white. I just want equality, fairness, and to end corruption. I guess I am wokeaphobic."
by DP_Forever October 4, 2022
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WoWaphobia

1. The irrational fear that the mmorg World of Warcraft will somehow drain the very soul and/or will to live out of normally healthy people, ruin 'healthy' relationships, prevent you from achieving any happiness or success, transform you into a homosexual, brainwash you into eating only foods with high fat contents(mmmm...bacon), cause war and strife, and generally foment chaos up to and including the End of Days.

2. Disease suffered by people who need to villify something other than the true causes of their problems.
e.g. 1 Many girlfriends suffer from wowaphobia
"My boyfriend ignores me for that stupid WoW game!"

-WoW is an escape from real life...if your boyfriend is chosing it over you, there is probably something deeper involved. Most guys won't turn down sex for a game unless you're really bad at it or you don't stop bitching long enough for him to enjoy your company. Maybe you should thank the game for saving you from a relationship that probably wasn't going anywhere in the first place.

e.g. 2 Parents also suffer from wowaphobia
"My kid could have been a doctor but he got sucked into that demonic game!"
-If your little Johnny rocket surgeon had the focus to be a doctor, a little thing like an online game wouldn't stop him. It might slow him down a little but that's about it. Then again, maybe he's just got ADD.

e.g. 3 Random haters
"Only losers who don't work and can't get laid play online games...etc. ad nauseum"

-Point in fact...Many players are highly successful, well paid, well balanced, family oriented, upstanding individuals who sadly have to bear the vitriol of sad, bitter, small minded people who just happen to be less interesting than a game of all things. Don't project your inadequacies on others just because you don't understand their recreation.

i.e- We mock what we do not understand.
by Wholesome family entertainment February 28, 2010
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wokephobia

A person who is scared to discuss, comment, or approach a conversation with a person who is woke. Personal opinion may not match theirs leading to being video taped and put on the internet.
I was looking forward to doing that important interview, but then my wokephobia started to kick in. What if we don’t agree on something.
by Dirttymike_6969 October 18, 2022
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wordphobic

you have so much hate for words that you replace every word you hate for a word you like so no one understands you.
original sentance: hi bud pancakes are so yummy
wordphobic sentence: hi (green) pancakes are so (swag)
by bsoosb November 27, 2020
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Workaphobia

fear of the workplace, a slackoholic
Lotsa people have Workaphobia, meaning they are afraid of work, school, or anything related. and they are proud of that. they're just too dumb to show it
by your best idiot April 6, 2010
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wikiphobic

Adj: Overly afraid of, disliking or distrusting Wikpedia and its contents.
He can't trust the research paper I wrote or my sources because he is wikiphobic.
by Fuzzster January 13, 2017
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