Wongaphobia

Extreme fear of small vietnamese janitors.

Chelsea is suffering from a severe case of Wongaphobia.

Wongaphobia by Gemma and Chelsea April 18, 2003

WoWaphobia

1. The irrational fear that the mmorg World of Warcraft will somehow drain the very soul and/or will to live out of normally healthy people, ruin 'healthy' relationships, prevent you from achieving any happiness or success, transform you into a homosexual, brainwash you into eating only foods with high fat contents(mmmm...bacon), cause war and strife, and generally foment chaos up to and including the End of Days.

2. Disease suffered by people who need to villify something other than the true causes of their problems.

e.g. 1 Many girlfriends suffer from wowaphobia
"My boyfriend ignores me for that stupid WoW game!"

-WoW is an escape from real life...if your boyfriend is chosing it over you, there is probably something deeper involved. Most guys won't turn down sex for a game unless you're really bad at it or you don't stop bitching long enough for him to enjoy your company. Maybe you should thank the game for saving you from a relationship that probably wasn't going anywhere in the first place.

e.g. 2 Parents also suffer from wowaphobia
"My kid could have been a doctor but he got sucked into that demonic game!"
-If your little Johnny rocket surgeon had the focus to be a doctor, a little thing like an online game wouldn't stop him. It might slow him down a little but that's about it. Then again, maybe he's just got ADD.

e.g. 3 Random haters
"Only losers who don't work and can't get laid play online games...etc. ad nauseum"

-Point in fact...Many players are highly successful, well paid, well balanced, family oriented, upstanding individuals who sadly have to bear the vitriol of sad, bitter, small minded people who just happen to be less interesting than a game of all things. Don't project your inadequacies on others just because you don't understand their recreation.

i.e- We mock what we do not understand.

WoWaphobia by Wholesome family entertainment February 28, 2010

bongaphobia 

Fear of bongs, especially ones with aids.

"Hey Chelsea!"
"What Nicole?"
"Wanna smoke my bong???"
"No! Your bong has aidsssssssssss!!!!"
"&& I have bongaphobia!!!"
OMG!
xD

bongaphobia by Bong fearing one March 19, 2007

Wangaphobia

Woman who is afraid of the male genitalia, usually a virgin.

"So how'd your date with Claire go?"

"I tried to get her to suck my dick but she wasn't having any of it. I swear that bitch has wangaphobia"

Wangaphobia by Dr Pussy Rider January 17, 2009

Workaphobia

fear of the workplace, a slackoholic

Lotsa people have Workaphobia, meaning they are afraid of work, school, or anything related. and they are proud of that. they're just too dumb to show it

Workaphobia by your best idiot April 6, 2010

wiggaphobia

Anything to do with Basketball, Sneakers, or Rap even if its with White people. Rockstars usually exhibit wiggaphobia.

all the way down to not liking the white people who do the same thing as the African. rap, Basketball, Big rims.

Country western people are nearly all wiggaphobic. but there are a few who have another half life in the ghetto so you never know who you are dealing with. are horses wiggaphbic?

wiggaphobia - not liking people who exhibit the ghetto like Speakers and big rims or Rap.

wiggaphobia by frameshift August 30, 2018

Wordaphobiaiphobia 

Phobia of words.

I have Wordaphobiaiphobia.

Wordaphobiaiphobia by Rangigga June 9, 2024