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WoWaphobia

1. The irrational fear that the mmorg World of Warcraft will somehow drain the very soul and/or will to live out of normally healthy people, ruin 'healthy' relationships, prevent you from achieving any happiness or success, transform you into a homosexual, brainwash you into eating only foods with high fat contents(mmmm...bacon), cause war and strife, and generally foment chaos up to and including the End of Days.

2. Disease suffered by people who need to villify something other than the true causes of their problems.
e.g. 1 Many girlfriends suffer from wowaphobia
"My boyfriend ignores me for that stupid WoW game!"

-WoW is an escape from real life...if your boyfriend is chosing it over you, there is probably something deeper involved. Most guys won't turn down sex for a game unless you're really bad at it or you don't stop bitching long enough for him to enjoy your company. Maybe you should thank the game for saving you from a relationship that probably wasn't going anywhere in the first place.

e.g. 2 Parents also suffer from wowaphobia
"My kid could have been a doctor but he got sucked into that demonic game!"
-If your little Johnny rocket surgeon had the focus to be a doctor, a little thing like an online game wouldn't stop him. It might slow him down a little but that's about it. Then again, maybe he's just got ADD.

e.g. 3 Random haters
"Only losers who don't work and can't get laid play online games...etc. ad nauseum"

-Point in fact...Many players are highly successful, well paid, well balanced, family oriented, upstanding individuals who sadly have to bear the vitriol of sad, bitter, small minded people who just happen to be less interesting than a game of all things. Don't project your inadequacies on others just because you don't understand their recreation.

i.e- We mock what we do not understand.
by Wholesome family entertainment February 28, 2010
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Wongaphobia

Extreme fear of small vietnamese janitors.
Chelsea is suffering from a severe case of Wongaphobia.
by Gemma and Chelsea April 18, 2003
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Wobephobia

The fear of a little creature related to the ewok the, ewob, this is a ewok but in the form of a small human creature named Wob whom can’t pronounce his r’s
I have bad news, you have wobephobia.
by You pleb January 11, 2022
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wokephobia

A person who is scared to discuss, comment, or approach a conversation with a person who is woke. Personal opinion may not match theirs leading to being video taped and put on the internet.
I was looking forward to doing that important interview, but then my wokephobia started to kick in. What if we don’t agree on something.
by Dirttymike_6969 October 18, 2022
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Internalized Whoraphobia

Internalized hatred of your actually being a whore . A range of negative attitudes and feelings towards your whoring behavior.
For example, some women may be uncomfortable or embarrassed by other women who are open and free about their sexuality. You try really hard not to let anyone see your inner "whore". Your internalized whoraphobia is what makes you judgmental of others who may also practice whore like behavior.
by lyricallesbian November 1, 2010
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WOBOphobia

A condition in which the person(s) are afraid too travel without a Rock, usually in their hands. This condition came to light by a popular YouTube tutorial guru by the name of WOBO and since this phobia did not exist based on a few Google searches it was made here by MM3RITTER.
The hobo had WOBOphobia so he would take his rock for walks, act like it needed a drink, and feared for its safety if he had to leave it behind to climb a ladder, etc...
by MM3RITTER August 8, 2014
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Womanphobia

To hate a woman greatly because you just feel like randomly hating them.
Me:) "Dude I freaking hate women, that's why I have Womanphobia."
by kronomius January 23, 2021
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